Fuck

I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life

[thaphroditea-deactivated2026030]

he is the definition of the phrase "with me ends this behavior" because max will not get angry or say something rude to the rookies unlike what he went through as a rookie

[pppuri]

child of grid divorce

[ace-race-ace]

Lancey speaking French!

Je t’aime trop mon petit chat…

[hotmandrivefast]

Don't worry, Charles is always very, very well taken care of :)

[theereboseffect]

all the f1 x gladiator drawings i've done so far

[stolencandlez]

new pope

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[business-as-usual-bats]

Here is an unhinged fic in which fanboy Tim Drake writes Batman fanfiction until he bullies his way into the Batfamily:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46924396

[justiceleaque]

watching WB keep resetting dc movies' universe every three years because they don't have a backbone to go full in with one iteration used to irk me but i've come to realize it's the most literal comics experience you can get on the big screen

[neosatsuma]

via @july-19th-club

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

[edgar-allan-possum]

This makes sense because Marvel Comics is still on the same universe that started in the 60s, while the DC Comics reboot every few years. It only makes sense that the movies follow suit.

[mayonaisalspray]

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

[gender-is-fake]

[gemsandjunk]

my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Every day is a Day when you're friends with Catholics

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Leading me to believe every day must be even more of a Day when you're Catholic

[intrinsicallydisordered]

Catholics be like: today is the feast of St. Donwick of Transylrock he’s the patron saint of beds because he was sentenced to death in the town square via suffocation by pillows.

[xawery-y]

that's how it is

[magpie-trove]

One time in literature class my professor was talking about myths and Christianity and how in the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice he fails to overcome death but how in the medieval version “Sir Orfeo” the hero succeeds because now this myth was being told in a world where Death was a thing that was overcome and could be, where the King had rescued his bride; and then he started talking about the transition and difference between the pagan world and the advent of Christianity and said “in a world full of stories of gods pursuing people in wrath and lust, can you imagine how it must have been to hear of a God pursuing people in love?” And every few days I still get emotional about that

[itsvictorfreeze]

So one of my favorite books of all time is the Heliand. It is a cultural translation of the Gospels written by Frankish Monks to the Gothic pagans. They realized that the Goths weren’t getting the message of scripture because they kept getting hung up on weird details. They changed a lot of stuff, like calling cities hillforts, and turning Joseph from a Carpenter to a Warband Leader, and the Holy Ghost decending from heaven from a dove to a crow. But one of the more interesting aspects is that they repeatedly hammer home over and over again Jesus overcoming Fate. To the Germanic pagans, all men were bound by Fate. None could defy it at all, and the ultimate fate of every man was Death. This was a central belief to them. So that turned into a HUGE message in the Heliand. the first time is Mary and Joseph fleeing from Herod with Baby Jesus. They viewed that as him defying his fated death for the first time. There are a handful of other instances, but it builds and builds until he actually is killed, and all is lost. This GodMan who defied Fate since his birth, and was sent as our new war leader who will ever bring us victory, was murdered. All hope is gone. But no, he defied his fate one last time and arose from the dead! This is miracle of miracles! This is unbelievable! Death, the Great End, the fate that all men and even gods eventually find themselves at could not hold him for more than three short days.

It was this message that converted the pagans. This idea of overcoming that which was unavoidable by all, and being offered the same gift.

Also, the Heliand is a song and I desperately want to hear it sung.

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[arson-jellyfish]

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

[quitetheweirdegg]

how do you use these?

[arson-jellyfish]

Put these on the top layer above everything, set layer to 'overlay' then adjust opacity. You can put it on whatever opacity you want but usually 30%+ is most effective.

The point is to obstruct the picture so AI can't read your image because AI counts every single pixel in your art

[arson-jellyfish]

By this post alone, in less than 5 hours.

I need you all to calm the fuck down

[skylarkking]

NEEDED AND NO WE WONT THIS IS BRILLIANT

[yzerman]

lets just talk about these pics of sergei fedorov for a sec

[writerxwren]

Jupiter Ascending is the movie of all time because it's visually stunning, has a phenomenal soundtrack composed by the legendary Michael Giacchino and inspired by Gustav Holst's The Planets, has some of the most gorgeous costume designs in the history of anything ever, and uses the space opera concept to criticize the evils of unchecked capitalist greed. But in the same breath it also involves Mila Kunis falling in love with a dog/man/bird? supersoldier hybrid played by Channing Tatum in a goatee, Sean Bean as another supersoldier who is literally part bee, Mila Kunis controlling bees through the power of the divine right of kings or something, a random elephant pilot who has no dialogue and just makes elephant noises during his limited screentime, Mila Kunis selling her eggs to buy a telescope, the Russian mafia???? murdering Jarvis for no reason, a political advisor who looks like an owl, bitchy rich kids in space who are basically the Volturi but like if the Volturi were smart and actually used their power and immortality to build an almost unstoppable corporate empire the likes of which even Jeff Bezos would be afraid of, the ATLA/23andMe crossover nobody asked for, and Eddie Redmayne giving the performance of a lifetime that has yet to be matched by anybody else because of its unique blend of "teacher's pet theatre kid who took the concept of strong choices in the wrong direction but has never been told no" and award-winning Shakespearean actor