shmoobicus castle

|| she/her || 20 || i post art sometimes!! (more art on my insta @shmo.oby if you're that curious) || giving mutuals a little forehead kiss ||

[userboxer]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[original-immortal]

5 year dnd campaign just ended.

[cardboard-cut0ut]

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

[karnalesbian]

i love the NBA offseason

[karnalesbian]

this is elite shithousery lmao

[juicemetal]

I cannot stop laughing at this porn title . I’m gonna choke

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*suddenly dead serious* I get so gay off that tequila.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

I get so gay off that tequila.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Crank it.

[tvguts]

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

[bearloonz]

how it feels to really like your ocs

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]