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for day 1 of Theloise Week!
how it's feeling rn
I know most people are convinced that S5 is going to be Eloise, but for me, I think it might actually be Franchaela. The way I see it, while Fran and Michaela are grieving John, starting to fall for each other, and dealing with the guilt that comes with that (especially since John has just died), Eloise is going to have an epistolary relationship with Theo (book purists DNI). Then by the end of S5, Eloise runs away to wherever Theo is (but not to get married; she just wants companionship and escape from society), thus kickstarting S6.
Of course, all this is just me spitballing. I'm not claiming to be right. I do still think that Eloise can be the lead for S5. She can have her epistolary relationship in Pt 1 of S5, and then by episode 4, she runs away. I can see this happening.
But I do like the other option better.
Bringing this back in light of the recent Bridgerton news
How I’m feeling right now:
“Yapper” girl, “listens attentively” boy ❌
“Yapper” boy, “is he actually talking to me? OMG he is, what should I say” girl ✅
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
Today was my first time actually crying during a therapy session. Fun stuff.
"I love writing!" I say as tears stream down my face because I'm struggling to find the words that fit the idea in my head and no matter how hard I try, nothing feels right
it feels like a lot of bridgerton fans just don't understand how bad it is for women in the regency era. like. if you're lucky you have a husband who loves you and is kind to you and some healthy children who you gave birth to completely unmedicated but your husband still has complete control over you. colin loves penelope, he treats her as an equal, but all that money she made from whistledown is his. it's not hers anymore. sophie's dowry is the price her father paid TO BENEDICT when they got married. it's his now. when violet gave birth to hyacinth and there were complications that required major decisions to be made about HER BODY. the doctors asked HER SON. NOT HER. BECAUSE SHE HAS NO CONTROL OVER HER OWN BODY. while gregory goes to eton and gets an actual education, hyacinth's "lessons" are all about how to attract a husband and run a household. she's thirteen!!!!!!! none of these girls received formal education past MIDDLE SCHOOL. they have the idea that their entire purpose and the only reason they have to live is to find a husband and have his children engrained into them from day one. francesca has a whole breakdown over it. and speaking of francesca!!!! she's forced by a complete stranger to have an uncomfortable, invasive, and entirely non-consensual examination, while she's grieving her dead husband, even when both she and her older brother have made it very clear that she doesn't want it done. she doesn't have a choice!! her body doesn't belong to her!!!!! even benedict speaking up for her doesn't help. none of these women have a choice in ANYTHING. this shit is so bad!!!!!!!!
the year is 2028. season 5 of bridgerton is released. the first scene we watch is in the bridgerton household (because for some reason the viscount and his wife are STILL not living there) with Eloise giggling about Phillip's letters and talking about how silly she was for not wanting to get married. white women on twitter call it revolutionary and get so happy about seeing "soft power" being represented in a woman or whatever that means
I think I'm going to be sick............ Yeah, I'll definitely avoid Eloise's season. I can't bear to see them butchering my girl like that 😭
eloise bridgerton, i am so sorry. i wish i could save you. i love you.
With John's death this season and the fandom response to it—which is valid, I loved John too—I can't stop thinking about how everyone is so excited for Eloise's season, completely ignoring that it's going to require Marina to be so miserable and isolated with her stupid, dickhead husband that she literally kills herself, leaving behind her two young children that she loves
The fact they brought in a black woman and are doing nothing but making her suffer—and now they're going to fridge her for the sake of an absolutely awful story that also requires an absolute character assassination of literally the ONLY female character that challenges her era's misogynistic standards—and the fandom is gleefully waiting for it
And to add to that, they talk about Marina as if she's an incubator for Eloise and P*ilip, as if those are not her kids, like she is their mother
It's so gross
and if I said theo sharpe was the best man in bridgerton ....
theo sharpe, a working class man, an intellectual and a revolutionary with feminist ideals 🤎
you don't know how much the fictional (and real) world needs you right now
eloise confirmed broken down defeated feminist and sex nanny for s5 + dead woman of color to make way for a white relationship YASSS 🥰🥰🥰 surely what the world needs in 2028!!! thank you julia quinn and jess brownell!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼
Bridgerton fans are so booooring 😭
You know what, I'll start shipping them, too, partly out of spite and partly because the ship is really cute
Let's come up with a cute ship name for them!
The people yearn for Theo Sharpe. Bring him back, I beg of you 😭