shoed box

[shoeboxnoodle]

I’m going to say a slur

[shoeboxnoodle]

*clears throat*

Okay I should probably make a useful pinned post.

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19

She/her

DNI: if you're a clown 🤷🏼‍♀️ I can't stop you

I'm a bit of a mess but I'm perfectly sane I swear

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[kosmogrl]

[engulfes]

saw a girl on tiktok whose boyfriend had stuck little heart stickers all over their city so she could find him wherever she went... my god

[engulfes]

[shoeboxnoodle]

this is so cute omg

[groupieculture]

My fyp is all California please please please let me go there save me california

[shoeboxnoodle]

Isn’t there like, fire there?

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[shoeboxnoodle]

come on guys

[sugarpkts]

god DAMN that woman can blog

[stuckinapril]

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

[stuckinapril]

girl you haven’t had a fully formed thought in months and your screen time is 13 hr/day. are u good

[shoeboxnoodle]

lmaoooo

[girlnephew]

[shoeboxnoodle]

what the fuck

[lesbianboyfriend]

i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

[toskarin]

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

[toskarin]

the tumblr brothers

[toskarin]

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

[spookymanners]

is it better there

[toskarin]

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

[echar0605]

this was pretty funyn to me so i m reblogijgn it

[toskarin]

thank you

[oicuperp]

hoffman's car

[magical-missiles]

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[grenade-maid]

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[pixelizedprince]

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

[derrida-simp]

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2011-2014 Ford F-150

[nyancrimew]

hey isn't it dangerous to put your irl name on your tumblr like that?

i am wanted by the us government

[punkrock-bottom]

[caffeineecold]

sorry i got scared by the passage of time. can yuo hold my hand

[plastiboo]

[tatzelwurming]

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[tatzelwurming]

some bitch is binding spirits on my post

[floridakilo]

idgaf about career development im using the rest of my 20s to build my lore

[shoeboxnoodle]

The lore might put me in a psych ward but its fine I have my normal pills (they didn’t make me normal last time)