Hello

My name is Samantha, I'm 19, and American. Feel free to ask me anything!

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[lesbianshepard]

its funny when edgy dudes are like “humans are unnatural. we are the only species that will consume so many resources that the land can not sustain us and still continue to reproduce. name one other species that does that” because like, off the top of my head? deer. 

[guerrillatech]

[girlwhoiscryimg]

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

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[lycanthology]

did nonbinary musician gerard way utilize safe cisheteronormativity when singing about sucking dick for cocaine

[arirna]

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[caroldanversenthusiast]

i genuinely think this is one of the funniest things that has ever happened EVER

[tyleroakley]

arguably......... this is camp

[zackisontumblr]

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[rustyskateblade]

hmm let me think of a super normal, heterosexual thing to comment on this youtube compilation video of hockey players apologizing after accidentally injuring another player

nailed it

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