the night is a very dark time for me

[memewhore]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[lesbianshepard]

please watch brooklyn 99

[onlytwitterpics]

[cliffpantones]

[shamus-mctot]

Shit talking in an intelligent manner.

[mirroroftime1528-deactivated202]

I have found the true meaning of life

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[whatnot]

[the-velveteen-buneary-deactivat]

THIS VINE IS ICONIC

[cesaray]

[pocblog]

How it should have went.

[beverlytrilll]

Why pennywise don’t come to the hood.

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[eatingcroutons]

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:

[the-oncoming-glowcloud]

the more i hear about australia, the less convinced i am that it’s real

[ri-chietozier]

[leafcrunch]

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

[whiskeycravenraven-deactivated2]

This kid is a fuckin master look how long it took him to break

[aqwawia]

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

[sexemulators]

[meanplastic]