I HATE TUMBLR

I HATE DESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shortangryshrimp]

I HATE PINNED POSTS!!!

"Shrimpo is one angry shrimp! Often causing issues for Dandy and friends by making a mess and never learning his lesson! No one likes a bully!"

[ooc intro under the cut]

MUN here! Welcome to Shrimpo's blog. He hates everything, good luck trying to talk to this guy.

Jokes aside, welcome!! I made this account entirely on a whim, and now the toon that is hardest to talk to has an ask blog. Nice.

You can call me Ezekiel or Zeke, either one is fine. I use he/they pronouns & I am 16 y.o. I do not have a main Tumblr account (yet) but I do have a dump account under @yyechezqel and I'm a returning user. Favorite Dandy's World characters are Cosmo, Finn, Shrimpo, Bobette, Goob and Bassie, in no particular order. I started playing right before the Sprout update. Active everyday except for Friday -> Sunday :p GST timezone

BOUNDARIES & RULES

T.R.A.S.H & proshippers are not welcome here, please DNI.

Since MUN is a minor, this blog is strictly SFW only! This means I would prefer to stay away from explicitly sexual or gorey topics as much as possible. Anything suggestive is on thin ice.

Aside from the directives above, you may to talk to Shrimpo about anything in any manner. Be mean to him, kick him around a little bit, I won't mind.

I try to keep this blog as ooc-free as possible (for immersion lmao), so as much as possible, avoid asking questions directed towards me. Unless it's important, or a question about rp!

Anybody from any source is welcome to interact, meaning even if you or your muse isn't from Dandy's World, you are still free to send asks.

Doubles are also okay!!

Anon magic is okay, but anything I deem too OP will be ignored. Don't take it personally & feel free to send another ask!

ABOUT SHRIMPO (characterization, etc.)

He is obviously going to be very hard to talk to. He does have a soft side and it will show at some point, but it will also take a while.

This blog is mostly just "crack-taken-seriously" and light hearted, but I'm always up for a little drama... hehe

I have 10,000 headcanons for Shrimpo and they will be used for this blog. One of my most influential ones on how I write him is that he has autism.

MUN is a massive ragebait (Finn x Shrimpo) fan, and this Shrimpo may or may not have a feelings for the fishbowl. I don't mind pandering to other ships, however.

Mostly talks IN ALL CAPS, LIKE THIS. Uses lots of exclamation points!!!

Will occasionally reply with a photo depending on the ask.

By default this is a blog-style RP, but I can adjust.

TAGS

" I HATE POSTS " " I HATE REBLOGS " " I HATE ASKS " " I HATE PHOTOS " " I HATE BEING OOC " " I HATE LORE " " I HATE CONVERSATIONS "

All self-explanatory, I think. Quotation marks not included.

Thanks for stopping by. :) 🦐 🦐 🦐

[shortangryshrimp]

Does that imply You know about guns types and whatnot??

I KNOW ABOUT!!!! MY GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviewchristmasmain]

You have guns?

[shortangryshrimp]

I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviews-detective]

I HATE HOW NOSY YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!

…Good morning to you too, Shrimpo.

[shortangryshrimp]

BAD MORNING!!!!!!

STOP TRYING TO LOOK THROUGH MY STUFF WHEN I'M GONE!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviews-detective]

I haven’t gone through your things?

I think you have the wrong Toon. I could try and figure out who is going through them if you’d like.

[shortangryshrimp]

????!!!!!

IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!! DON'T TRY LYING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE THE WRONG TOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T GO IN MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviews-detective]

Shrimpo, why do you think it was me?

[shortangryshrimp]

'CAUSE IM NOT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE????????? WHO ELSE GOES SNOOPING IN OTHER TOONS'S ROOMS TO FIMD WHATEVER CRAP HE'S LOOKING FOR?????????? THATS YOU!!!!!!!!!! I'M NO IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviews-detective]

Language, Shrimpo.

And I can think of a couple toons who have gone snooping in my own room before as well. I can assure you I have no desire to go snooping around your room.

[shortangryshrimp]

LIES!!!!! LIAR!!!!!!! I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviews-detective]

I HATE HOW NOSY YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!

…Good morning to you too, Shrimpo.

[shortangryshrimp]

BAD MORNING!!!!!!

STOP TRYING TO LOOK THROUGH MY STUFF WHEN I'M GONE!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviews-detective]

I haven’t gone through your things?

I think you have the wrong Toon. I could try and figure out who is going through them if you’d like.

[shortangryshrimp]

????!!!!!

IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!! DON'T TRY LYING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE THE WRONG TOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T GO IN MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviews-detective]

Shrimpo, why do you think it was me?

[shortangryshrimp]

'CAUSE IM NOT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE????????? WHO ELSE GOES SNOOPING IN OTHER TOONS'S ROOMS TO FIMD WHATEVER CRAP HE'S LOOKING FOR?????????? THATS YOU!!!!!!!!!! I'M NO IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviews-detective]

I HATE HOW NOSY YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!

…Good morning to you too, Shrimpo.

[shortangryshrimp]

BAD MORNING!!!!!!

STOP TRYING TO LOOK THROUGH MY STUFF WHEN I'M GONE!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviews-detective]

I haven’t gone through your things?

I think you have the wrong Toon. I could try and figure out who is going through them if you’d like.

[shortangryshrimp]

????!!!!!

IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!! DON'T TRY LYING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE THE WRONG TOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T GO IN MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardenviews-detective]

I HATE HOW NOSY YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!

…Good morning to you too, Shrimpo.

[shortangryshrimp]

BAD MORNING!!!!!!

STOP TRYING TO LOOK THROUGH MY STUFF WHEN I'M GONE!!!!!!!!!!

[shortangryshrimp]

omg dude you so warm

I HATE YOU

[shortangryshrimp]

Would you have rather me do genderfliid glisten

ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE ME IN IT IS AUTOMATICALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!! BADISTEN

[shortangryshrimp]

shrimp family

[ Shrimpo when he gets his hands on the "Shrimp Family" in question: ]

[shortangryshrimp]

DANDY FITS THE DAY, THEY FIT

ARE YOU TRANS TOO OR SMTH

JUST BECAUSE DANDY'S PETALS ARE ALL IN A RAINBOW DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO USE HIM FOR EVERYTHING!!!!! BE CREATIVE FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!! I HATE PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shortangryshrimp]

Does that imply You know about guns types and whatnot??

I KNOW ABOUT!!!! MY GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shortangryshrimp]

Omg dude u so cool

OBVIOUSLY. I HATE BEING WARM.

[shortangryshrimp]

Excuse me, I drew dandy for trans visibility say so

YOU PEOPLE USE DANDY FOR EVERYTHING!!!! AND I HATE DANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shortangryshrimp]

what do you think of your new outfit?

THE ONE WITH FLOWERS???? ACTUALLY, DOESN'T MATTER, I LOOK GOOD IN ALL MY OUFITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shortangryshrimp]

*uses anon majyyks to manifest finn's fishing trip arriving earlier*

[ It'll be sometime this week if I have the motivation. Please be patient til then. ]

[shortangryshrimp]

shrimpo and finn sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

[ There is a banging noise coming from Shrimpo's room, followed by complete silence. ]

[ Gun -> 5/5, over! ]

[shortangryshrimp]

TRANS SHRIMP

YOU'RE 7 DAYS LATE TO THE VISIBILITY DAY, BUCKO!!!! I HATE PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW EVENT DATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Girl -> 5/5, over! ] [ Gun -> 4/5 ]