Unwritten

Sunshine everyday creates a desert 

[retrogamingblog]

harsh

[blind3dbylight]

jesus christ toad what the fuck is your damage

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

Context:

[empirextress]

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[shejla24]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

lms if u want a relationship like this(:

[inspiretbh]

You taught me what it was like to hold the sun’s rays in the palm of my hand, but you also taught me what it was like to be scorched by that very same light.

Excerpt from a letter I never sent (via. inspiretbh)

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

[dennys]

The perfect date

You go to Denny’s. A waitress asks for your order. In unison you say “cheeseburger”. You look up. Your eyes meet. You truly see each other for the first time.

Years later you have a child together. The nurse asks for a name.  You look at each other, and you both know. You embrace your baby, Cheeseburger. 

[surprisebitch]

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[unclefather]

Thank god

[gleamblossoms]

[yiffmaster]

[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

[massivelimestonecube]

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dragongirltitties]

>2018 starts with a full moon

>2018 is year of the dog

i’m onto you werewolves

[atomi-cat]

Finally. My time has come.

[bitchycode]

[goodreadss]

Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.

C.S. Lewis (via goodreadss)