the kingd0m of sh0rt

26 / he, him / comms open!

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[ozempicofficial]

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[shortk1ng]

my character this time. my beloved thunder bard

[shortk1ng]

Goudalf

our table's wizard, Goudalf. yes he is made of cheese

[shortk1ng]

Emmes

our d&d table's rogue, Emmes.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[francisforever2014]

when you get high and watch your wire show instead of your cloth show

[pitbolshevik]

speaking of adam driver his bootboy photos still make me cry i cannot believe those are real

[pitbolshevik]

he looks like fucking wallace

[animentality]

[druidshollow]

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[lachonk]

I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom

[charyou-tree]

Yeah, I don’t know what Freud was thinking, but Oedipus very much did Not want to fuck his mom. He spent the entire play trying to avoid that, and then gauged out his eyes when he learned that he had anyway.

[lachonk]

I think Freud was too caught up with the fantasy of fucking his mom to appreciate the themes of the story tbh

[its-the-freak-phone]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh

also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying 💀 i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism

[shortk1ng]

the rare non homestuck non serverstuck post. my friend's paladin in our D&D game, Hershelle.

[aukkenopsia]

my dishonored unicorn swordswoman, Lanita. She's departed from and shamed by her former allegiance to a corrupt Monarchy, seeking to make amends for her past life. Highly skeptical now, she measures and trains the wills and hearts of would-be adventurers who seek to make things right in an unjust world.