Okay Google: What the fuck

Morgo 🤔 he/him/his 🤨 26 years old 😏 White / trans / epic / sexy https://cymorgo.carrd.co/

[cymorg]

Hey 🎱🎲😏 I cosplayed @davestriderpostscratch ‘s kidswap design of Dave Serket!! Please go check out their other designs, I’m definitely tempted to costest a few others as well! I think my camera mirrored all my photos, but oh well 😏 thank you for giving me permission to cosplay your design!!

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[nyquillionaire]

canvas = inundated

[segamascott]

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[drdaanvondutch]

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

[batsandbutch]

[themoonandmyman]

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

[just-sans-things]

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[jenny-ratmeal]

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[wildtalon8]

why is this squirrel a member of the spanish inquisition?

[sn0wbats]

it's a cardinal

[bettycrockerscookbook]

No, it's eight months worth of sunflower seeds. The best snack on the planet.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[withteeth2005]

everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is

[bocoe]

[faustique]

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

[mapsontheweb]

Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

by researchremora

[queer-as-city-folk]

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

[bisthefairy]

Okay so, it took me a second to remember that the Great Lakes fucking massive, and I couldn’t help imagining

[queer-as-city-folk]

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[official-michigan-posts]

obfficial michigan post