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SAMBUCKYGIFS Sambucky Appreciation Week

↪ Day 1: Sam Wilson Appreciation

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SAMBUCKY APPRECIATION WEEK | SAM WILSON APPRECIATION

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bonus:

[lungthief]

“i wish there was a movie like dead poets society that wasnt so sad :(“ um there is? it’s called school of rock

[raptorific]

jack black could do dead poets society and robin williams could do school of rock

[dexterjettsters-deactivated2021]

woke up today and chose violence (loving with my full heart and unable to escape the belief that humans may not be inherently good but are capable of great good and that we weren’t meant to live as we are now)

[funnytwittertweets]

[sonypraystation]

youtube to mp3 websites have done more for mankind than any government

[nicollekidman]

i’m afflicted with This Means Too Much To Me disease

[frommylimitedtravels]

Some extras of Punch Falls - 5/20

[itscolossal]

Vibrant Botanic Embroideries Embellish the Dried Leaf Sculptures of Hillary Waters Fayle

[surrealtiktoks]

[thefriendlylover]

The peacock. The music. The person leaping over a tombstone. The cemetery. It just works.

[cafeinevitable-deactivated20220]

‘I have invented a new way of imitating flowers’ 

These exquisite floral works were made by trailblazing English artist Mary Delany in the 18th century – often mistaken for watercolours, they are actually collages crafted from tiny pieces of paper.

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[julierthanyou]

the seriousness they brought to this, the editing, the graphics, i

[mythicalcoolkid]

[ID: a TikTok by @lazyjakeandjenny. Jake E. is a light-skinned man with short styled brown hair and Jenny L. is a light-skinned woman with chest-length light brown hair. The video has a “rizzle” logo in the corner. The two are on a news studio background. The camera shows only one of them at a time - whichever person is currently speaking - and each of them has a namecard displayed for themself when they talk. The namecard is labeled with a logo for “News ANT” (Apartment News Tonight), the person’s name, and a description of the person that changes with each cut. Description will be written [in brackets] before the person’s dialogue.

Jake [Jenny’s roommate/boyfriend]: “Welcome back to ANT bringing you the latest from the apartment of Jenny and Jake, I’m Jake.” Jenny [Jake’s roommate/girlfriend]: “And I’m Jenny. Coming up later: fish as a pet - cute or gross? The answer may not surprise you if you agree fish are gross.” [A box above Jenny shows a goldfish in a bowl with the words “Slimy. Wet. Pet?”] Jake [just thought it’d be a cute thing to care for together]: “Though low-maintenance and majestic, but more on that later. Our top story tonight, a new development in the ongoing fight over the shower’s infamous bottle district. For more, we go to Jenny on the scene.” [graphic above reads “battle over bottles.”]

[Jenny opens a shower curtain to show her standing in front of a windowsill lined with shampoo bottles.]

Jenny [sr. bottle correspondent]: “Thanks Jake. I’m here at the southeast shower where the historic bottles have just been granted protected landmark status.” Jake [concerned decision has environmental impact]: “Now Jenny, what does this mean for those residents trying to clean up the area for other use?” Jenny [big fan of bottle district]: “Means they can suck it Jake! This status prevents the removal of any bottle at any time.” Jake [encumbered daily by “historic” bottles (trash)]: “Well Jenny, some would ask, ‘why not remove empty bottles?’” Jenny [not even trying to hide zeal for bottle district]: “That’s like asking ‘why not remove Stonehenge’ or ‘why not remove the pyramids?’” Jake [trying to hide frustration about the bottle district]: “Well it’s a little different ‘cause those aren’t just empty bottles.” Jenny [can’t believe how dumb Jake sounds right now]: “Jake you don’t realize how stupid you sound right now.” (split-second cut to Jake looking annoyed) “Clearly all of these bottles contain a small amount of shampoo residue.” (split-second cut to Jake looking annoyed) “When mixed with fresh shower water, you get bonus shampoo.” Jake [still not understanding or won’t accept the core concept]: “But why do we need bonus shampoo?” Jenny [shocked that Jake still doesn’t understand]: “In case we run out of regular shampoo.” Jake [legitimately hates this]: “But there’s new. Bottles.” Jenny [loving this]: “Jake, you either get it or you don’t.” Jake [genuinely distressed]: “I don-”

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[mikkeneko]

i’ve never seen this better explained

[junos-jeopardy-deactivated20210]

The law of fic everyone

[ryebreadgf]

pictures like these always make me want to cry

[mmhue]

flameo hotman

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