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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@shotgunninja117
survivorship bias is the best theory.
Sure, makes as much sense as any other theory behind fantasy armor.
@bikiniarmorbattledamage
Other survivorship bias bikini armor jokes that @eschergirls referenced (and explained) in this post last year:
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~Ozzie
PS: Please be mindful that OP's blog features NSFW art.
widely hated angry elves with freckles and fangs and glowing eyes my beloved <3
Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix
I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.
The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now
my hatterene and reuniclus get along really well and i think i know why
[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]
I like that this is her “mean”, as though the rest of the time she’s pleasant
Ajdjsjvjsjvjsjcjsvcs xhsn
So this is my final version of the Thri-Kreen race. I believe all mistakes have been fixed and it should be a little more balanced. I hope you enjoy and if you want to use this race then ask your DM first :)
Sugar for the Sun (Side quest idea)
Here’s one for you DM’s that want a sidequest where the quest giver is crazy.
The players are out & about when they find a person in weird fur clothing doing some sorta of ritual. If the players start to come up (or wait awhile) the person will just scream some sort of expletive & then rant about not having ‘the sugar’. If the players go up to figure out what wrong, the person will state that they need the sugar, or else the sun will consume us all. The odd person ask the party to get them some sugar in order 'to save the world’. If the players do this & come back the odd person will take the sugar, hug the person who gave it to them (for a little bit to long).
The person will once again start up the ritual & at the part where they stoped at last time, will instead just pull out the sugar & just chuck it into the air. After about fifteen seconds the person will start joyfully screaming & run off proclaiming that 'I’ve saved the world, I’ve saved the world,’ Over & over again.
I wanted to run my players through a haunted/enchanted labyrinth and I thought it should have traps, so I went on forums and reddit threads looking for ideas but it was all boring “you press the wrong button and fall into a pit of spikes/the statue of a monster comes to life and attacks you” stuff until someone said something about mind games and paranoia and I had probably my best idea of the campaign so far
A few times throughout they have to roll Wisdom saves. On a fail, they get one of these. They obviously can’t show them to the others, and they can choose to react in any way they see fit for their character, but they have to act on them somehow. The effect is over when they get another one or when they make it out of the enchanted area. The cards read:
You hear footsteps to your left.
You don’t trust the other party members anymore, and you are compelled to lie about anything they ask you.
You hear indistinct voices somewhere ahead.
Suddenly, you can’t remember where you are, and who are those people around you.
You can hear the thoughts of the person to your right (ask them to quietly tell you what they’re thinking)
A 5th member of your group, a blue elf named Stila, is walking beside you. Stila has always been with you, hasn’t she?
You can’t see anyone around you; you are alone, and lost.
You are frightened of the person walking behind you.
You are deeply in love with the person to your left. You want to abandon everything and go away with them, just the two of you.
You perceive everything as indescribably funny, and you have no sense of danger or how serious the situation is.
(Feel free to use)
i fukcing hate this show
This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect
according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars
Breakfast shenanigans with Sheik (full version)
reblog for noises
the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms
Why are this person’s slippers fighting
Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows
Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…
People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that
But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13
Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13
Reverse cut-a-way. Detective Pikachu is in a room with normal humans who can’t understand him. He stubs his toe really hard. We get like 30 seconds of very loud angry “Pi pika pika pipipika kakapika pipi-” then the main character walks in and we just hear the deep detective pikachu voice go “-FUCK!”
*Playing World of Warcraft*
*Stands near fire for 0.5 seconds*
My character:
Well they’re not wrong
A friend sent me this and he found it on reddit.
