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“I’m pretty sure they were laughing at me. I guess I shouldn’t have dared to leave the house in something ‘sexy’. It doesn’t suit me.” Eliza breathed, her arms folded self consciously over her chest {@yourdearestbetsey}

Alexander shook his head. “Anything you wear suits you. You look stunning love.” Alexander went to Eliza, wrapping his arms around her, planting a kiss to her lips.

Eliza sighed heavily, being entirely unresponsive to his kiss. She just looked stiff and vaguely hurt. “Alexander, they were laughing. I’m sure of it. I shouldn’t have worn this…” She murmured softly, her eyes still focused on the group of women behind her husband’s shoulder. They’d been laughing at her. She was positive of that. @shotsthrown

shotsthrown

"Let them laugh. I don't love them, they aren't my wife. You look stunning, and you look beyond sexy, you looked sexier when you came out in this number, because you were happy and confident." Alexander ran his hand over Eliza's thigh. "Besides what confident woman would laugh at another? She wouldn't."

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Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.”

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!”

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.”

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!”

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!”

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.”

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.”

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!”

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.”

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-”

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…”

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.”

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!”

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.”

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!”

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.”

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!”

angstmemes

insecurity / body image starters

this meme contains triggering material such as mention of body image issues

“You’re just saying that to make me feel better.” “How often do I need to tell you how amazing you look, before you’ll believe me?” “I’m honestly one of the dumbest people alive.” “I can’t do anything right.” “I look so fat in this. I look fat in everything.” “I can’t eat that, it’ll make me even fatter than I already am.” “You can treat yourself every once in a while. A cupcake isn’t going to kill you!” “You can’t go out looking like that, you look ridiculous.” “You look way too skinny in that dress. You need curves to wear something like that.” “I don’t understand how you can just walk around like this. Those trousers are way too tight on you.” “You look like a skeleton. You should get some meat on you before everyone starts thinking you’re sick or something.” “No, no, you can’t wear that. You’re too short.” “You’re going out in THAT?” “I can’t let you wear that, you look ridiculous.” “Oh my god, you’re so fat.” “You need to lose a few pounds before you can get away with those jeans.” “Ew, you’re so skinny that you look sick…” “You should try dieting.” “How much do you weigh?” “You’ve gained even more weight, haven’t you?” “You’re skipping a lot of meals. Are you alright…?” “You’d tell me if you were skipping meals on purpose, right?” “Why are you trying to lose weight? You’re already really thin.” “If you want to get a girl / boyfriend, you’re going to have to do something about the way you look.” “Do you think I’m happy looking like this?” “Stop exaggerating, you look fine.” “You’re not fat!” “You’re so lucky that you’re so skinny! It must be so easy being you!” “Everyone’s insecure about their body, so stop being so precious about it and get over yourself already.” “Everyone is beautiful in their own way. You just need to find confidence in yourself.” “I tell everyone they’re beautiful, but I can’t tell myself the same thing.” “I’m pretty sure they were laughing at me. I guess I shouldn’t have dared to leave the house in something ‘sexy’. It doesn’t suit me.” “Why are you so afraid of showing yourself? We’re friends, I won’t judge you for anything!” “Is that a birthmark? It’s… big.” “There’s nothing wrong with your face or your body. You’re just you and people should learn to accept that. You included.” “Were you crying? Why?” “I saw what you wrote down… Do you really believe you’re that ugly?” “Don’t listen to them! They’re just trying to rile you up!” “I’m not going to tell you that you’re not fat, because you are. But I will tell you that you’re gorgeous.”

'Good Boy' Sentence Starters - NSFW

1: "Put Daddy's cock in your mouth, there's a good boy."

2: "Good boy, you can cum now."

3: "You're such a good boy"

4: "Sounds like someone's been a good boy today."

5: “Come on now, be a good boy and open your mouth.”

6: “I want you to let my friend have their fun with you, so be a good boy and make sure they enjoy themselves.”

7: “You look good tied up. Such a good boy.”

8: “Come sit on my lap like a good boy.”

9: “I won’t take the collar off, that’s for good boys who behave.”

10: “You can take it, just a little more… There we go, that’s a good boy.”

nightscaped-archive

important;; don’t be shy if you have a plot idea with me. I’m really open to these big, intricate storylines between our muses that have room to expand the characters and see development. Wanna ship our muses? Hit me up. Think my muse would be a great sibling figure to your character? Tell me. Have a cliche plot that you wanna do? I’m down. Please, I honestly love making these storylines and falling head over heels for a ship or get really emotional over relationships and enjoy how the story & characters progress.

runawayforthesummer

I have told you and I told you truly that I love you too much. You engross my thoughts too entirely to allow me to think anything else. You not only employ my mind all day, but you intrude on my sleep. I meet you in every dream and when I wake I cannot close my eyes again for ruminating on your sweetness.

ham to eliza, 1780 (via runawayforthesummer)

occasionalrpmemes

Send me “+” for a completely irrelevant headcanon about my muse!

I.e., all the tiny little headcanons that never come up in writing because they just don’t matter that much, but that we have/think about anyways.

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theatre beauties - lin manuel miranda

“You are perfectly cast in your life. I can’t imagine anyone but you in the role. Go play.”

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secret relationship starters

Feel free to alter to fit muses.

“I am not ready for them to find out about us!”

“It’s cool, [name] promised to cover for me.”

“My roommate’s out of town. Want to stay the weekend?”

“We’ve got to stop being so careless.”

“Look, if we get found out, I could get fired!”

“It’s hard to believe you actually care about me when you’re so hellbent on keeping this from all your friends.”

“I can’t tell them! Do you have any idea how they’d react?”

“Jesus, with all this sneaking around, it’s like being closeted all over again.”

“We have to tell them sooner or later.”

“Let’s tell them the truth. Tonight.”

“I’m only dating [name] as a cover. You’re still my baby.”

“[Name] agreed to ‘date’ me until we’re ready to tell everyone.”

“Are you ashamed of me?”

“I spent two hours hiding underneath your bed until they left!”

“Shit! Someone’s coming! Get in the closet, get in the closet!”

“Let’s just tell them! What’s the worst that could happen?”

“No one can know about us.”

“Let’s just keep this between us for now, okay?”

“People wouldn’t like it if they knew, you know that.”

“I’m not ashamed of you, I’m just not ready to tell anyone yet.”

“You still haven’t told your parents about us? But you promised!”

“It’s kind of fun, having a secret.”

“Let’s go out of town. Somewhere where nobody knows us.”

“Yeah, so… I may have accidentally told [name] about us…”

“I don’t care what you do, just get [name] to promise to keep quiet. Pay them if you have to.”

“I’m tired of being your dirty little secret!”

“Once I break up with [name], then we tell people.”

“But you’re going to divorce them soon, right?”

“This isn’t a relationship! Relationships don’t involve one party climbing down a fire escape because the other is too ashamed to admit they’re dating them!”

“Okay, fine, but can I at least tell [name]?”

“If I don’t tell someone, I’m going to go crazy!”

“Shhh, be quiet. Remember, someone’s still downstairs…”

“Fuck it. Let’s get a motel.”

“Either we’re open about this, or I’m ending it.”

“When I said I liked you, I didn’t expect to be sneaking around all the time.”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“Why haven’t you told your friends about me? Is it because I’m not as well-off as you are?”

“This was fun at first, but the novelty’s worn off.”

“It just feels really shitty, to be the secret boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“Look, either we date secretly, or we don’t date at all.”

“I’m not supposed to be dating, period!”

“If my parents found out about us, they’d go ballistic.”

“Just one more year until I’m out from under their roof and I can date whoever the hell I want.”

“Dating in secret never works out.”

“Where are we even supposed to go for our dates?”

“Just once, I’d like us to go on a date that didn’t end in us having to get a motel room out of town because we don’t want to get caught.”

inboxideas

Uh oh! Your character is watching mine get hit on and is feeling possessive. How does your character handle this?

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fullmettle:

OR PROTECTIVE. Or annoyed. WHATEVER.

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Smut Starter Call | Nsfw

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kimchihoe:

extemporaneousson:

roleplaymemesmusings:

Put a number from 1-30 in my inbox, (without peeking at the image) for a drabble or a thread starter inspired by the corresponding image. Please specify M/F, M/M, or F/F along with which muses.

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

Note: May be selective with non-mutuals

Crossed out all the broken links

Replaced the broken links.

tranquilihty

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

wearethegenesis-deactivated2016

FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES

fortheaskbox

Inbox me a number(s) and I'll answer (SMUTTY/SEXUAL QUESTIONS)

1: When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Do you watch porn?

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Mornings- Closed Starter

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“You got it. Alexander right?” He bit down on his lip as he typed in the order. John took a two of the paper and scribbled a few initials that conveyed the order and set them aside. “That’ll be ten dollars and seventy five cents, please.”

As he waited for him to pay John let himself lean against the counter noting that no one else was behind Alexander. “So, who do you share your crazy coffee orders with, Mr. Alexander?” He may have been testing his luck a bit but it was worth a shot.

shotsthrown

Alex licked his lips and nodded. “Yep, Alexander Hamilton at your Service.” Alexander reached into his back pocket and grabbed his wallet, Handing a eleven dollars over. Alex checked behind him and leaned closer to John. “Honestly? No one. I work long hours and go to school, I need all the coffee I can get.”

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His attention was drawn to Alexander’s lips, Hamilton definitely did that on purpose. “I believe it’s more of me at your service, John Laurens.” He pointed to his name badge. John smiled finding himself incredibly happy with his answer and met Alexander’s eyes “Well if you need someone to have coffee with sometime maybe I could give my number.”

shotsthrown

Alex nods leaning closer if possible. "Well I have a luch break tomorrow if you really wanna give me that number." Alex straighted ever so slightly. "I can meet you here if you want." Alexander saw another barista walking towards the counter. "Think that's my order."

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