(Un)Pleasantview Don and the Calientes response to their TS4 'canon':
Nina: “I don’t know what’s worse, the obvious fake imposter that is my mother, or that Donald would even dare to touch her. He knows how I feel about losing her, he watched me as I struggled to come to terms with her death. He may be a womanizer, but that does not make him crude. In fact, he can be quite the gentleman when he wants to be!”
Don: “Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. No offense, but EW. I’ll take Nina any day, but this Katrina AND Dina? Hah no. Mortimer would kill me…in my sleep. And where the fudge is Mr Caliente in all of this? Huh? He would be the worst in all of this, because he would use his creepy alien mind voodoo on me for even daring to look at his wife! Okay, slight exaggeration, he wouldn’t hurt a fly, but still!”
Dina: “Hello, grandfather? This is Dina, you know, your granddaughter? I could really do with an alien abduction of the TS4 producers right about now. I don’t care what you do with them afterwards. Heck, you can even dump them in Strangetown with no memory of who they are. Thanks lots and hope your pollinating is going well!”
Nighat: “Was my Arabic and Egyptian roots too exotic to come to terms with? How rude!”
Flamenco: “…I do not know what to say, since I am strangely absent from all of this.”