Dark Memes

Mainly just my sins here

[a-tiel-named-mallow]

this little shit ???

[boopsandswoops]

Now a fashionable clothing

[apikaliaa]

You said i deserved the world,

but i didn’t want the world

i just wanted you

— a.a.

[infininoodle]

are we human

or are we dentists

[seafucker]

girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hyrude]

don’t underestimate the extremity of my procrastination. i was once so desperate to put off learning sinusoids that i sewed a replica of the basilica of san vitale.

[hyrude]

i really wish i was joking

[marvel-lous-things]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[sanerontheinside]

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

[elfwreck]

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

[thyrell]

why not

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[patchesthegreat]

me: caring for my pet lobster, Pinchy

my judgmental gf: lol wtf is this

[candiikismet]

This is insane

[woke-whisperer]

[woulddieforgabriel]

The most iconic thing Misha Collins has ever said

[woulddieforgabriel]

Pros of posting this: people with a sense of humor get a laugh out of it

Cons of posting this: butthurt people in the notes

[nycstark]

someone: i dont get why you’re so passionate about saving the environment lol

me, my head turning slowly and completely around my neck to face them, eye twitching: because i fucking live in the environment you scentless wax melt

[hedonisticallystoic]

[amystiago]

BROOKLYN NINE NINE - SEASON SIX STARTS JANUARY 10TH AT 9/8C ON NBC 

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[ask-grabor-3-deactivated2026021]

Jack Black always goes this hard.

[amystiago]

omg they did that thing where the tweets started with the letters from BLOOPERS ARE COMING and no one notice kdjaskd 

[amystiago]

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[grumpycapt]

Jesus they really are nailing the promotion thing

[zeroxday]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine bloopers and outtakes from Season 1 

[socialismartnature]

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

[atrioventriculas]

reblogging for the millionth time 

[amesantiagos]

Never change, Charles, never change.