h
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Claire Keane
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
hello vonnie
No title available
trying on a metaphor
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space šø
Game of Thrones Daily
$LAYYYTER
ā
tannertan36
ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
art blog(derogatory)
almost home
No title available
will byers stan first human second
Andulka
Discoholic šŖ©
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
@shrekforthewin
āwait so are u gen z or a millennialā dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i donāt really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude iām so tired, like, iām only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt
the struggles of the zillennialsĀ
flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others likeā¦ā¦.what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me
the comment section on this post is full of obtuse dipshit fuckwits going āBUT you COULD have a flat stomach if you really TRIIIIIEEEEDDDD so thereās no EXCUUUUuuUUuuuUUUSE~ā
hey
hey
Okay no, you know what?
Fuck this.
It is impossible to have a flat stomach.
I am the smallest, thinest, petite person that I have ever met.
I am 5'4, 47 kiloās, I am underweight and my family genetics give me an extremely fast acting metabolism and not even I have a flat stomach.
Flat stomachs are bullshit made up by greedy business men and Photoshop to sell products to young, impressionable people (mainly women but I have seen it aimed at men too.)
Flat stomachs are not humanly possible.
In case you forgot we have fucking organs, bones, flesh, and a stomach inside that flabby little area. (crazy I know.)
Our stomachs have to roll when we sit so they donāt split open when we stand back up, our stomachs have fat so they can stretch when we eat.
OUR STOMACHS ARE NOT MADE TO BE FLAT AND WOULD ACTUALLY BE VERY DAMAGING IF THEY WERE. STOP SPREADING LIES AND BEING AN ASSHOLE YOU STUPID PRICKS.
Fantastic job everyone
Additionally, if you have a uterus and ovaries, there is a small pouch of fat that sits in your low belly in front of those organs to protect them. It is supposedĀ to be there and trying to get rid of it is damaging and unhealthy. So anyone claiming having a completelyĀ āflatā tummy is the pinnacle of health is alsoĀ wrong.Ā
The fatphobes who whined about this post disgust me.
youāre yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????
Tis the season.
hozier is literally the only valid man
no one ever helps me in this damn house
when i get added to a group chat
=ĶĶĶĶš
How u make her go fast ! What is she running from
her past
if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
russian bitches inventedĀ āa hoe never gets cold fuck a hypothermiaā energy
5 inch heels in the snow !!!! are your ankles gonna snap if you step on a patch of ice? DA! is it worth the risk for Fashion? DA!
the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. thereās a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap
mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil
what does Quil do
All the time all the time
Okay so, I did this, kind of. In junior year of high school I was taking History of the Americas (very very hard tests, like at least one person is guaranteed to cry). So one day I had one of these tests when I was /sick as hell/. Like I woke up and could not breathe through my nose. Everything was snot and headache and I know itās gross, but like Iām trying to convey how desperate the times were. I went to take a DayQuil, but could only find NyQuil in the house. So i was like āfuck it, thereās no way this could be worse. ha. Anyway i take this and get to class and like already im about to pass out so during my independent study I go out and get a coffee and a five hour energy. Thinking like āokay Iāll die, but it should balance out for a bit.ā And it did, initially. But then. As soon as I walk in the doors to class, it hit and Iām looking at my friend and heās like ādid you smoke, your pupils are like fucking quartersā and Iām like āo no.ā So the test starts and my brain is feeling like that substance thatās like both a liquid and a substance simultaneously. And the test format is like this huge paper. So I get going on it, and hereās what happened:
-I wrote six pages front and back in 45 minutes -I felt like I could āzoom inā āzoom outā my vision -I asked one girl if I could borrow a pen three times and she was freaked out so I had three pens on my desk -after the test I crashed HARD in the physics room and they had to push me out of a chair to wake me up -but like, I got an A on the test. So Iām not saying try it, but
Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: āā¦nah, I canāt eat this dude, that would be fucked upā
