Shriel

Just an average geek

[freekicks]

i love watching the olympics. i know nothing about these sports but by hour 4 i’m like, “poor dismount. look at those knees. not enough elevation or rotation on that last move. clear 3/10 points deduction. tsk.”

[nia-sketches]

Eat your fruits, kids! 

Yes, even pears Doctor, cause let’s be honest - bananas might be good but pears are way better.

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

I wish they’d make a Pokemon Go app but so you don’t have to go outside. Like if you could just catch the Pokemon by moving the avatar in the game around.

[tronikart-deactivated20160726]

[princessnelrita]

Lizzie McGuire + Makeup → What Dreams Are Made Of

[howdoyourespond]

➤ Stan Lee, Denver Comic Con, June 2016 (x)

[ohmychristophwaltz]

Christoph Waltz, twice Academy Award winner. 

[southtosnud]

DO NOT ATTEND THE MARINA JOYCE MEETUP

DO NOT GO TO THE MARINA JOYCE MEETUP!!! It does not sound safe and it does not sound like her on her Twitter account. Who the hell chooses to do a meetup at 6:30am? If you’re following what’s going on, you’ll understand. If you live in London and are considering going to her meetup because you want to see her and see that she’s okay, DONT. Call the police and stay away because it could be dangerous. With everything that’s been going on lately it is very suspicious and seems dangerous. Stay clear of that area too. Bethnal Green. 6:30am. Stay away. Be careful.

[shavarashh]

[sirredmayne]

The first time I got to pick up a wand was when we were doing the screen tests for the film.

[gardenburger]

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

[gardenburger]

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

[stalessiastan]

#are you implying what i think you are

[itsalburton]

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, fucked a llama and then fucked you.

[redactedc]

you know whats really cute? people who pay attention to you .. i don’t mean in a vain sort of way…but in a “oh half the pizza doesn’t have anchovies bc i remember you saying you don’t like fish” type attention.

[shuhvon]

@maddiemcgoo

[niknak79]

[chae-min-deactivated20140607]

“Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]”

[xorestesfastingx]

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit. “God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

[selinakylies]

[byronicwoman]

what’s that sound? the last of my heterosexuality flying out the window.

[lordcrow]

(x)

[nileinmyveins]

[herhmione]

i love paris’ whole mean girl premise in gilmore girls because… like…. it’s not because she thinks she’s like “prettier” or more “popular” in the typical high school tv show sense. she doesn’t like rory because paris wants to be the smartest and most successful. and their whole rivalry is about who does better and who’s more successful in a school sense and not who’s prettier and who gets the most boys and who’s more likeable and idk i really like that