your catfish friend

she/they | queer engineer | 20s

[shrimp-purgatory]

Howdy!

I have other blogs. It's pretty easy to figure out who it is if I reblog from you. I'm just annoying & you're not allowed to know I have a kitchen.

I enjoy dichotomies, false dichotomies, comparisons & oxymorons. Most of my tags run double duty when I'm not talking to myself. I'm in a relationship with a fellow tumblrina.

Anyways! Enjoy scrolling and remember to hydrate or diedrate :^]

Title: your catfish friend by Richard Brautigan; image: Parent and Child by Ayumu Matsuoka.

My main tags ->

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[conarcoin]

here are some more really good neoboards screenshots

[hellyesbro]

how could you forget

[shrimp-purgatory]

Chewing on this poorly detailed gypsum board partition like a dog with separation anxiety

[wisedreamdelusion]

why you give me the food this way i have to say respect my dignity any way

[pmamtraveller]

Alien visitor by Carrie Liao

[shrimp-purgatory]

You know you're in desperate enrichment straits at work when a question about a gypsum board partition detail is exciting.

[greycatbird]

Somebody (DCR?) cut down a bunch of pondside vegetation the other day and the next morning North America's brightest engineering minds were already hard at work sorting through the debris

[thingsfromthedirt]

hidden antique wallpaper

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[amazoogle]

[depsidase]

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

[play-now-my-lord]

new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes

[sovietnam]

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[housegoblin]

my friend

[vampireghoul]

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as