Yeah.

I'm only here to get rid of those app pop-ups. Check "shrimpart" tag for art. Also if you're under 18 and I catch you here I will call your school and make them give you more homework.

[taylornprice]

little potted plants. micron and marker in my sketchbook

[charl0ttan]

its been six days since monday i dont think its coming back. we might be safe for good this time

[theonion]

[fashion-runways]

NORMA KAMALI Resort 2027 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[normalblogfornomalboy]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[lame-beauty-item]

Copyright © 2007 Mike Schweizer.

[pukicho]

Been getting into ceramics lately

[trans-humanoid-automaton]

How do they taste man

[pukicho]

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

[dr-cute-pink-doctor]

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

[pukicho]

Not so good.

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[grudgez]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[pukicho]

pushing thirty by the way

We're all aging up at the exact same rate. It matters not. A rock will outlive us both.

[fallingtowers]

happy terrible comics day

[theonion]

In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” adaptation. “The first line of my translation is ‘Tell me about a kooky Minion,’ but the Minions in director Pierre Coffin’s film—who has said in at least one interview he was directly inspired by my work—aren’t kooky at all,” said the University of Pennsylvania classic scholar, who published a popular and highly praised translation of the 2,700-year-old Minions And Monsters poem in 2017.

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[shrimpleton]

creating a new sport called "punishment dash" wherein the lactose intolerant contestants break their foot and then eat an obscene amount of yogurt

[technofinch]

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

[mammalianmammals]

Red Slender Loris (Loris tardigradus), family Lorisidae, endemic to Sri Lanka

ENDANGERED.

photograph by Ganganath & Dianie

[despazito]