ShrimpLorde

Lorde of the Shrimp

[pukicho]

i'm scared for the day you learn game development please never pick it up i'm begging you the world might actually end if you do

Hey. Guess what

[inkrton]

[melonflavored]

[flork-of-cows-official]

Do you get hazard pay?

I don’t get paid at all!

[letter-replacinator]

I don’t get laid at all!

[flork-of-cows-official]

HEY

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

[astronomicpopcorn]

You can't just post this and not tell us how man

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

Instead of being in settings its in the google app. Also, google, not chrome. Icon is a G, not the circle thing. Click on your pfp to open a menu

From there, go Settings > Gemini > Digital Assistants > Switch to Google Assistant. This disables Gemini, google's AI assistant, and switches you back to the old one. We aren't done yet.

Go back to Settings. From there, we go Settings > Google Assistant > scroll to find General > Google Assitant on/off > turn it off

They really tried their best to make it a pain, but you can eventually disable it. Holding the power button on your phone still pulls up a menu and asks you to turn it back on, but this is the least intrusive you can make it.

Applies to all non-apple phones afaik. For sure Samsungs and Pixels but idrk about others

Edit: thank you my friend @/teeth-kid for confirming that this also works on Motorola

[parrhesiac]

I thank you, my wife thanks you, and as for the reblog chain, that goes without saying.

[shrimplorde]

does anyone have that video of the fella in the yellow monkey sun wukong outfit with the cotton candy where they're making it into all kinds of fancy shapes and it has Attention by Charlie Puth in the background but its all warbled

[shrimplorde]

Watch tumblr_qkh09zWfrF1ye9vv1 | Streamable

Watch "tumblr_qkh09zWfrF1ye9vv1" on Streamable.

found it

[charlesoberonn]

Light Yagami: *furiously writing Bugs Bunny's name in the Death Note*

Bugs Bunny: *standing behind him and peering over his shoulder* "Bugs" is spelled with a Z.

Light Yagami: *without turning around* Ah yes, thank you *erasing furiously and continues writing*

Bugs Bunny: *stroking chin* Or was it an S?

Light Yagami: *erasing again and writing again*

Bugs Bunny: No, it was definitely a Z.

Light Yagami: *erasing again, even more agitated*

Bugs Bunny: Wait! It was a TH!

Light Yagami: *turning around, red faced* Can you decide on a spelling already?! *awkward pause, realizing who he's talking to*

Light Yagami: *screams, notebook and pen shooting up*

Bugs Bunny: *yoinks them both out of the air* Now let's see... Light Yagami... *begins scribbling*

Light Yagami: *on his knees, hands clasped* Wait, no, please, I beg of you! Spare me!

Bugs Bunny: *turning the Death Note around to reveal he doodled an unflattering caricature of Light*

[shrimplorde]

does anyone have that video of the fella in the yellow monkey sun wukong outfit with the cotton candy where they're making it into all kinds of fancy shapes and it has Attention by Charlie Puth in the background but its all warbled

[segamascott]

[passer-fringillidae]

Good news whump smut fans

[exuberantocean]

This just in: magic healing penis trope proven right. Science

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

Do not stick your penis in the wounds

[bobacupcake]

playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

[bobacupcake]

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[straycatj]

家主おきるです

オレのたんぶらも　おきるです

Hey, get up landlady, and get my tumblr up

[titsay]

COMMISSIONS OPEN🫶

hi everyone! i’ve opened a few commission slots for next month. i’m so grateful for every like, share and kind word— your support is the reason i get to do this full-time. thank you all for being here.

reserve a slot here: ko-fi.com/titsay/commissions

[animentality]

[straycatj]

家主なんか

でじたるでとっくす　

してみたかったらしいです

My landlady says she wanted to do the digital detox... sorry......

[anxietyproblem]