I HATE BLOGGING!

HE/IT, LOSERS. BANNER ART BY ME. Dandy's world sideblog. I do not support BC studios

[shrimpotron5000]

IM BETTER THAN ANYONE AT BLOGGING!

IMPORTANT INFO BELOW, NERDS

{hi this is an ask/kin blog and just a place for me to post all things Shrimpo related because he’s my favorite. Not here for long roleplays just small in character responses and general DW posting}

{Will heavily project onto him while keeping him in character lol. He’s a trans guy with BPD and autism in my heart ok. Ok. ⚠️For this reason this blog may have themes of angst including s/h allegories!! Everything will be tagged accordingly, stay safe⚠️}

{also don’t ask me anything abt lore idk anything about the lore. Not crazy into dandy’s world in general i just really enjoy the shrimp guy}

{don’t send me anything weird. Don’t interact if you’re T.R.AS.H!!! Fuck you}

Tags:

#I HATE BLOGGING - original posts

#I HATE REBLOGS - reblogs

#I HATE ASKS - asks.. yeah you get the idea

#SHCRIBBLES - my own art

#THATS ME - others’ art of shrimpo

[shrimpotron5000]

WHY IS HE LIKE THIS

[shrimpotron5000]

{considering the fact blushcrunch may very well be a dev team I don’t wanna support I’m making a for-fun au of the story so i can make my own takes on them}

{what I was thinking while texting my friend. Is this good do we fw this or is it ass}

[rabbittytthing]

DANDYS WORLD DESIGNS 4 FUN!!!! 🌟🌼

these were sm fun to design!!! its.. so nice to finally solidify some design refs for myself... THO I SHOULD COLOR EM SOMETIME but Im.. Lazy.... i LOVE sketching but do not even get me started on ACTUALLY FINISHING THOSE SKETCHES LMFAO! i also!! made as refs for dw animatic ideas i have!!! so let's freaking hope i actually get to working on those!!! and sorry for not postin in a hot minute! but DO NOT FEAR! i got lots of fun stuff cooking up!!! :3 OH! AND HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! I GOT A PRIDE MONTH POST IM WORKING ON TOO!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈❤️

Also...Heh.. click for a Suprise! ⬇️

shluurrppp

[shrimpotron5000]

WHEN I WAS. A YOUNG SHRIMP. MY HANDLER. TOOK ME INTO THE CITY. TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[legality-graphics]

Web graphics for people who are angry and full of rage

First blinkie made by me :3

[urayuli]

glisten death

[toblaronie]

shrimpo hates this month because it's the only month where he can't say homophobic and transphobic slurs

[shrimpotron5000]

attached

[shrimpotron5000]

{I draw Shrimpo closer to canon for this blog but I also made a redesign of him where he’s more living shrimp and not food shrimp}

[shrimpotron5000]

{this may not be a rp blog because I’m just ass at roleplay but I still wanna do in-character asks n stuff. Just nothing long or crazy}

[shrimpotron5000]

Oh...hello Shrimpo.

How are you feeling today?

*She asks with a deadpan tone*

@aloofandsecretivecofounder

ABSOLUTELY AWFUL! WHAT’S IT TO YOU?

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Awful as in angry, or are you feeling sick or something?

[shrimpotron5000]

ANGRY, AND SICK... SICK OF LOSERS, THAT IS!

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Alright Shrimpo, be still will you?

*She crouches down to his level, lifting his arms and checking him for any injuries*

[shrimpotron5000]

AAAA QUIT TOUCHING ME! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!

*he’s just got little scabs on his knuckles a small bruise on his forehead. Beating up machines is pretty normal for him*

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Stop bonking things, stupid you're going to get brain damage.

*She keeps her deadpan tone but puts an ice pack on his forehead*

[shrimpotron5000]

UGH… it makes extraction go faster…

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

(Oh if it's post closure maybe I should switch blogs hold on)

Why are you even doing runs?

[shrimpotron5000]

BECAUSE THEY NEED ME OBVIOUSLY! THOSE IDIOTS CAN BARELY HANDLE THEMSELVES ON THEIR OWN!!!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're slowing them down, you know-

*She coughs, wiping ichor from her mouth on her sleeve*

Sorry about that-

[shrimpotron5000]

YEAH THATS KINDA MY WHOLE THING.………. SHUT UP

*he didn’t seem bothered by the Ichor, just grossed out*

BESIDES THEY COULD AFFORD TO GO SLOWER FOR ONCE AND NOT RUN AROUND CRAZY LIKE FLIES. CURSE THEM AND THEIR LONG LEGS!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Do you have a death wish?

[shrimpotron5000]

NEVER, YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY.

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're going to get killed on these runs, not even Gourdy is able to help you.

[shrimpotron5000]

AS IF THEY WANTED TO HELP ME!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Then why exactly do you want to ''help'' them? Don't you hate them?

[shrimpotron5000]

TO PROVE IM CLEARLY BETTER

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? SIT AROUND??? BORING

AND MAKING THEM MESS UP AND PLAYING PRANKS IS FUNNY

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Your pranks will end with the twisteds latching onto you though.

Do you ever think about anything?

*She uh has a lot of nerve asking that-*

[shrimpotron5000]

*oh he’s not happy*

OF COURSE I DO! I THINK THE MOST OUT OF EVERYONE HERE! YOU ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!!!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

I'm just worried about you-

[shrimpotron5000]

DONT LIE TO ME! GO AWAY!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Shrimpo, I'm serious you're being stupid

But fine, if you really want me to.

*She turns her back*

[shrimpotron5000]

YOURE stupid! I can HANDLE MYSELF! NOW GO

[shrimpotron5000]

Oh...hello Shrimpo.

How are you feeling today?

*She asks with a deadpan tone*

@aloofandsecretivecofounder

ABSOLUTELY AWFUL! WHAT’S IT TO YOU?

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Awful as in angry, or are you feeling sick or something?

[shrimpotron5000]

ANGRY, AND SICK... SICK OF LOSERS, THAT IS!

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Alright Shrimpo, be still will you?

*She crouches down to his level, lifting his arms and checking him for any injuries*

[shrimpotron5000]

AAAA QUIT TOUCHING ME! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!

*he’s just got little scabs on his knuckles a small bruise on his forehead. Beating up machines is pretty normal for him*

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Stop bonking things, stupid you're going to get brain damage.

*She keeps her deadpan tone but puts an ice pack on his forehead*

[shrimpotron5000]

UGH… it makes extraction go faster…

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

(Oh if it's post closure maybe I should switch blogs hold on)

Why are you even doing runs?

[shrimpotron5000]

BECAUSE THEY NEED ME OBVIOUSLY! THOSE IDIOTS CAN BARELY HANDLE THEMSELVES ON THEIR OWN!!!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're slowing them down, you know-

*She coughs, wiping ichor from her mouth on her sleeve*

Sorry about that-

[shrimpotron5000]

YEAH THATS KINDA MY WHOLE THING.………. SHUT UP

*he didn’t seem bothered by the Ichor, just grossed out*

BESIDES THEY COULD AFFORD TO GO SLOWER FOR ONCE AND NOT RUN AROUND CRAZY LIKE FLIES. CURSE THEM AND THEIR LONG LEGS!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Do you have a death wish?

[shrimpotron5000]

NEVER, YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY.

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're going to get killed on these runs, not even Gourdy is able to help you.

[shrimpotron5000]

AS IF THEY WANTED TO HELP ME!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Then why exactly do you want to ''help'' them? Don't you hate them?

[shrimpotron5000]

TO PROVE IM CLEARLY BETTER

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? SIT AROUND??? BORING

AND MAKING THEM MESS UP AND PLAYING PRANKS IS FUNNY

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Your pranks will end with the twisteds latching onto you though.

Do you ever think about anything?

*She uh has a lot of nerve asking that-*

[shrimpotron5000]

*oh he’s not happy*

OF COURSE I DO! I THINK THE MOST OUT OF EVERYONE HERE! YOU ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!!!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

I'm just worried about you-

[shrimpotron5000]

DONT LIE TO ME! GO AWAY!

[shrimpotron5000]

Oh...hello Shrimpo.

How are you feeling today?

*She asks with a deadpan tone*

@aloofandsecretivecofounder

ABSOLUTELY AWFUL! WHAT’S IT TO YOU?

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Awful as in angry, or are you feeling sick or something?

[shrimpotron5000]

ANGRY, AND SICK... SICK OF LOSERS, THAT IS!

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Alright Shrimpo, be still will you?

*She crouches down to his level, lifting his arms and checking him for any injuries*

[shrimpotron5000]

AAAA QUIT TOUCHING ME! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!

*he’s just got little scabs on his knuckles a small bruise on his forehead. Beating up machines is pretty normal for him*

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Stop bonking things, stupid you're going to get brain damage.

*She keeps her deadpan tone but puts an ice pack on his forehead*

[shrimpotron5000]

UGH… it makes extraction go faster…

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

(Oh if it's post closure maybe I should switch blogs hold on)

Why are you even doing runs?

[shrimpotron5000]

BECAUSE THEY NEED ME OBVIOUSLY! THOSE IDIOTS CAN BARELY HANDLE THEMSELVES ON THEIR OWN!!!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're slowing them down, you know-

*She coughs, wiping ichor from her mouth on her sleeve*

Sorry about that-

[shrimpotron5000]

YEAH THATS KINDA MY WHOLE THING.………. SHUT UP

*he didn’t seem bothered by the Ichor, just grossed out*

BESIDES THEY COULD AFFORD TO GO SLOWER FOR ONCE AND NOT RUN AROUND CRAZY LIKE FLIES. CURSE THEM AND THEIR LONG LEGS!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Do you have a death wish?

[shrimpotron5000]

NEVER, YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY.

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're going to get killed on these runs, not even Gourdy is able to help you.

[shrimpotron5000]

AS IF THEY WANTED TO HELP ME!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Then why exactly do you want to ''help'' them? Don't you hate them?

[shrimpotron5000]

TO PROVE IM CLEARLY BETTER

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? SIT AROUND??? BORING

AND MAKING THEM MESS UP AND PLAYING PRANKS IS FUNNY

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Your pranks will end with the twisteds latching onto you though.

Do you ever think about anything?

*She uh has a lot of nerve asking that-*

[shrimpotron5000]

*oh he’s not happy*

OF COURSE I DO! I THINK THE MOST OUT OF EVERYONE HERE! YOU ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!!!

[shrimpotron5000]

Oh...hello Shrimpo.

How are you feeling today?

*She asks with a deadpan tone*

@aloofandsecretivecofounder

ABSOLUTELY AWFUL! WHAT’S IT TO YOU?

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Awful as in angry, or are you feeling sick or something?

[shrimpotron5000]

ANGRY, AND SICK... SICK OF LOSERS, THAT IS!

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Alright Shrimpo, be still will you?

*She crouches down to his level, lifting his arms and checking him for any injuries*

[shrimpotron5000]

AAAA QUIT TOUCHING ME! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!

*he’s just got little scabs on his knuckles a small bruise on his forehead. Beating up machines is pretty normal for him*

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Stop bonking things, stupid you're going to get brain damage.

*She keeps her deadpan tone but puts an ice pack on his forehead*

[shrimpotron5000]

UGH… it makes extraction go faster…

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

(Oh if it's post closure maybe I should switch blogs hold on)

Why are you even doing runs?

[shrimpotron5000]

BECAUSE THEY NEED ME OBVIOUSLY! THOSE IDIOTS CAN BARELY HANDLE THEMSELVES ON THEIR OWN!!!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're slowing them down, you know-

*She coughs, wiping ichor from her mouth on her sleeve*

Sorry about that-

[shrimpotron5000]

YEAH THATS KINDA MY WHOLE THING.………. SHUT UP

*he didn’t seem bothered by the Ichor, just grossed out*

BESIDES THEY COULD AFFORD TO GO SLOWER FOR ONCE AND NOT RUN AROUND CRAZY LIKE FLIES. CURSE THEM AND THEIR LONG LEGS!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Do you have a death wish?

[shrimpotron5000]

NEVER, YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY.

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're going to get killed on these runs, not even Gourdy is able to help you.

[shrimpotron5000]

AS IF THEY WANTED TO HELP ME!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Then why exactly do you want to ''help'' them? Don't you hate them?

[shrimpotron5000]

TO PROVE IM CLEARLY BETTER

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? SIT AROUND??? BORING

AND MAKING THEM MESS UP AND PLAYING PRANKS IS FUNNY

[shrimpotron5000]

Oh...hello Shrimpo.

How are you feeling today?

*She asks with a deadpan tone*

@aloofandsecretivecofounder

ABSOLUTELY AWFUL! WHAT’S IT TO YOU?

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Awful as in angry, or are you feeling sick or something?

[shrimpotron5000]

ANGRY, AND SICK... SICK OF LOSERS, THAT IS!

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Alright Shrimpo, be still will you?

*She crouches down to his level, lifting his arms and checking him for any injuries*

[shrimpotron5000]

AAAA QUIT TOUCHING ME! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!

*he’s just got little scabs on his knuckles a small bruise on his forehead. Beating up machines is pretty normal for him*

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Stop bonking things, stupid you're going to get brain damage.

*She keeps her deadpan tone but puts an ice pack on his forehead*

[shrimpotron5000]

UGH… it makes extraction go faster…

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

(Oh if it's post closure maybe I should switch blogs hold on)

Why are you even doing runs?

[shrimpotron5000]

BECAUSE THEY NEED ME OBVIOUSLY! THOSE IDIOTS CAN BARELY HANDLE THEMSELVES ON THEIR OWN!!!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're slowing them down, you know-

*She coughs, wiping ichor from her mouth on her sleeve*

Sorry about that-

[shrimpotron5000]

YEAH THATS KINDA MY WHOLE THING.………. SHUT UP

*he didn’t seem bothered by the Ichor, just grossed out*

BESIDES THEY COULD AFFORD TO GO SLOWER FOR ONCE AND NOT RUN AROUND CRAZY LIKE FLIES. CURSE THEM AND THEIR LONG LEGS!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Do you have a death wish?

[shrimpotron5000]

NEVER, YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY.

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're going to get killed on these runs, not even Gourdy is able to help you.

[shrimpotron5000]

AS IF THEY WANTED TO HELP ME!

[shrimpotron5000]

Oh...hello Shrimpo.

How are you feeling today?

*She asks with a deadpan tone*

@aloofandsecretivecofounder

ABSOLUTELY AWFUL! WHAT’S IT TO YOU?

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Awful as in angry, or are you feeling sick or something?

[shrimpotron5000]

ANGRY, AND SICK... SICK OF LOSERS, THAT IS!

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Alright Shrimpo, be still will you?

*She crouches down to his level, lifting his arms and checking him for any injuries*

[shrimpotron5000]

AAAA QUIT TOUCHING ME! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!

*he’s just got little scabs on his knuckles a small bruise on his forehead. Beating up machines is pretty normal for him*

[aloofandsecretivecofounder]

Stop bonking things, stupid you're going to get brain damage.

*She keeps her deadpan tone but puts an ice pack on his forehead*

[shrimpotron5000]

UGH… it makes extraction go faster…

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

(Oh if it's post closure maybe I should switch blogs hold on)

Why are you even doing runs?

[shrimpotron5000]

BECAUSE THEY NEED ME OBVIOUSLY! THOSE IDIOTS CAN BARELY HANDLE THEMSELVES ON THEIR OWN!!!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

You're slowing them down, you know-

*She coughs, wiping ichor from her mouth on her sleeve*

Sorry about that-

[shrimpotron5000]

YEAH THATS KINDA MY WHOLE THING.………. SHUT UP

*he didn’t seem bothered by the Ichor, just grossed out*

BESIDES THEY COULD AFFORD TO GO SLOWER FOR ONCE AND NOT RUN AROUND CRAZY LIKE FLIES. CURSE THEM AND THEIR LONG LEGS!

[thecofounderthatneverleft]

Do you have a death wish?

[shrimpotron5000]

NEVER, YOU CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY.