lex

mentally ill and putting YOU in my will :)

[darkcomedies]

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[animentality]

[rafterdarkr]

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[black-arctic7]

there's a modern au fanfic similar to this called Lost in Transit by CrypticCurious999 if someone hasn't said it, it's finished right now :3

[stealingpotatoes]

"if you ship zukka where's suki" dont worry i worked out a completely flawless solution

[cohendyke]

like sorry you guys can shoot me behind a shed but. of course he has a burberry trench coat……… miss cunty little suits and fashion advice and “on you it works” has a $2000 trench coat while his fbi partner has one that is two sizes too big and straight from the ross clearance rack…. mhm mhm

[interrobang-ptang]

Today's Tarot: The Fool § INNOCENCE

- art by @benjaminmackey -

[novas-dwelling]

Not to be dramatic but I would die for deputy Andy Brennan

[faleach]

this is what their dynamic is . To me

[chorkel]

i drew squirrel and leaf so ofc i had to draw these three

[vhen-harel]

[literallylestappen]

lestappen gets me bricked

(and im a woman)

[allsadnshit]

Two things can be true at once unless I don't think so then they aren't anymore sorry

[chervzavod]

Two sketches from last year in the style of those creepy children's drawings.

[hauntedcells]

So apparently Bill Cipher was supposed to be voiced by David Lynch?? Which would have been so funny

[lucy-vanpelts]

COOPER! COOP! THE PEOPLE DOWN AT THE BUREAU ARE ACCUSING YOU AND THE SHERIFF OF SOMETHING KNOWN AS DOOMED YAOI. YOURE FUJOING OUT THEYRE SAYING. NOW I STAND WITH YOU COOP I AM A BIT OF A FUJOSHI MYSELF BUT THEYRE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS DOWN IN WASHINGTON.

[swagvo1d]

[doctorateinwumbology]

i like to imagine that alfred thinks this way about the european countries