phantom thief of fucks to give

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]

[akimojo]

When you realize you're not in the Disney threshold anymore

[anat0micalm0del]

forgot to upload these here

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

[ralsalot]

I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11

[official-lyzzystardust]

An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”

I did not give him a high five.

[myathesleepyoctopus]

A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”

[myathesleepyoctopus]

Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.

[firephox]

My favorite vegan commercial ever lol.

[kentucking]

this looks like the beginning of a gay porno tbh

[everything-is-temporarry]

Almonds

[xoxoxogossipgirlll]

Honestly it worked, I’m totally gonna go and buy almond milk now

[shrlockstrk-deactivated20180822]

What I mean when I say I like a villain:

I like their story

I like their motivations

I like their skills/powers

I like their intelligence

I like their quotes

I find them interesting

I like their relationship with other character(s)

What I definitely don’t mean when I say I like a villain:

“They’re just misunderstood”

I’m defending every single one of their actions and I think they’re 100% innocent

I’m a dumbass who doesn’t know that they’re a villain

[hanna-writes]

To add to the first list:

I like their complexity

I am intrigued by their skewed moral compass

I see their potential for a redemption arc

I just like their personality

[snowflake-collections-deactivat]

Bonus addition:

dang, they’re hot

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Janet from The Good Place is one of the best character on any tv show ever

[bjork-bork]

Icon

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[stumbleonhometomycats]

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

[rinlockhart]

WHY DID SAKURA MARRY SASUKE. OH MY GOD

[blackmagickboi]

This has the same power

[unclefather]

[darkmoron]

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

[jaspertheshark]

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

[firekill1015]

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

[cydril]

My brain: I sure would like to make some new friends

Me: You know you have to interact with people to get to know them right?

My Brain:

[angelofthequeers]

I made this

[rikunorts]

kh meme;  favorite protagonist → riku 

[artmagine]

The amazing digital art of Varguy