Do the (Oliver) Twist!

Yuuki | 17 | ♎ | INTP

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plot twist: these vines are a cry for help

[leopardskinjasper]

[shslceramics]

“I… I know this is b-bad! But p-please keep your hopes up everyone–!”

[shsl-satired]

Don’t tell me what to do you piece of shit furry.

[dangan-3rror]

Yesterday, Space Food, the Lab, and the Bowling Alley closed down. One of your only food sources having been cut, there was still the snack bar in the movie theater. It’s pretty early, not too long after the morning announcement and a few people have been heading to grab some, you guess unhealthy, foods from the movie theater just to eat something before it ends up being closed too. You walk into the theater and head to the snack bar, finding Rikuto and Mamo by it, but they’re not getting food, instead they’re staring at the ground behind the bar.

“Ping pong pang pon! Students, two dead bodies has been found! Investigation will commence for the next 4 hours! Upupu, see you at the school trial!”

MONOKUMA FILES: Case 3

Victim: Brooke Darling - SHSL Carpenter

Time of Death: 11:39pm

Evidence:

Stab wounds on front of body

Victim: Natsuko Sato - SHSL Culinarist

Time of Death: 12:10am

Evidence:

Knife sticking out of back

-INVESTIGATION START-

[shsl-satired]

Yuuki’s Pokémon Team

[dangan-3rror]

GAME OVER

ATSUYA HAGIHARA HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY.

COMMENCING EXECUTION…

Death by Glamour

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[dangan-3rror]

It’s been a day since the motive was announced, you had been hoping the motive just wouldn’t happen but this bear has always kept his word with telling motives, might as well go along with it. You, Seamus, and Hendrix are heading into Space Food at around 4:30pm, planning to get dinner, or maybe just a snack? Who knows. But just like last week, something stops you in your tracks.

God dammit not again.

“Ping pong pang pon! Students, a dead body has been found! Investigation will commence for the next 2 hours! Upupu, see you at the school trial!”

MONOKUMA FILES: Case 2

Victim: Yuriko Miyasaki - SHSL Tea Ceremony Hostess

Time of Death: 4:20pm

Evidence:

Shattered teacup near body

-INVESTIGATION START-

[shsl-gamedesign]

Librari-end, am I right? || Closed for Yuuki

Mako hadn’t taken this whole ‘someone just died, and now more will follow’ situation well. To be honest, she had locked herself away in her room to avoid most everyone. When you’re under the radar, you’re out of any killers’ sights! That was how she dealt with this all. But now she could no longer avoid everyone; Mako was bored, and needed some sweet, sweet reading material. 

This reason was why the braided red-head with blue eyes– Er… The shorter one- was found in the library, carrying a stack of novels close to her chest as she wobbled through the library. Oh, what a wonderful place! Maybe this place had other reasons for people to stay besides killing. Who would put good things in a place simply made for a mutual killing game? There are plenty reasons that Mako’s guess could be right, given all the new areas to have fun, and places to stay fit and knowledgeable. 

Every time she snuck into this place, she always saw a certain white haired individual, minding their business. Mako had vowed not to bother anyone, but it was growing to be too boring without social interaction. Stumbling closer to the white haired youth, Mako gave her best, small smile. 

“H-Hello… My name is Mako Kinoshita. Who may you be? Do you know where one would find… romance novels?” . 

[shsl-satired]

Yuuki remained in their library, sitting in the small nook they’d chosen for themselves. They couldn’t say that the deaths of Aki or Akio affected them much. Yuuki really didn’t care about what had happened to them. They tried to kill. That’s all there really was to say about the matter.

They were reading a book on psychology, having pulled it off the shelf almost at random. They admitted it was rather intriguing, and had been taking notes on it as they read. For almost an entire week, they’d been undisturbed. Yuuki had chosen their spot for that reason specifically. It was in a corner of the library, and fairly hard to notice, meaning few people had found their hiding spot, letting them read in peace.

It was for because of this that the novelist was surprised when someone did manage to find them, having been caught off guard. They didn’t know who it was that felt like disturbing them, although they probably saw her at the trial and forgot about it. 

“What? What do you want?”

They sighed and shut their book. She’d already answered that. Yuuki emerged from their nook, setting the book down and looking up at the girl.

“I’m Yuuki Yoshida. And yeah, I know. Do you need any help finding some?” 

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thought this was an odd choice for the new trailer

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[prozdvoices]

A few people were asking where to find this post, well, here’s a reblog, Happy Fallout 4 Day.  You can find this post again in the tag #fallout 4

[dangan-3rror]

g a m e o v e r akio harune has been found guilty. commencing execution.

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[dangan-3rror]

It’s been a few days since the motive was released, you don’t think anyone will fall for that, everyone knows how killing someone never ends well in these games. You’re making your way to get some tasty food from the Space Food restaurant when you notice Michiko and Yuriko entering at the same exact time. You follow them in and right in the middle of the room, you see it.

“Ping pong pang pon! Students, a dead body has been found! Investigation will commence for the next 3 hours! Upupu, see you at the school trial!”

MONOKUMA FILES: Case 1

Victim: Akihiko Watson - SHSL Sweet Lolita

Time of Death: 10:45pm

Evidence:

Knife by body

Bruising on wrist

-INVESTIGATION START-

[shencomix]

Joke’s on me.

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[shsl-satired]

Great Expectations

[shslunfortunate]

Whatever serious business the others seemed to be stressed about had gone right over her head. Rather, the second she set sight on the cosmos beyond the window she was as good as gone to the rest of the world.

Thus instead of a head full of worries like her fellow classmates, her head was filled with constellations and planets

Her ‘starry eyed’ stupor is interrupted when another student comes into her field of vision. His words catch her ear, and pique her curiosity, pulling her from her previous thoughts. 

“Funny?” She takes a moment to study his expression before replying to the words not meant for her. “You’re…not laughing…” she stated. 

[shsl-satired]

Yuuki wasn’t stressed out from the situation. They doubted they were on the moon in the first place, and even if they were, it was still pretty stupid, in a laughable way. But, even if they weren’t in any danger, that didn’t mean Yuuki wanted their thoughts interrupted by some simpleton.

It seemed that whoever decided to talk them was particularly foolish, and Yuuki gave an exaggerated groan. Honestly, what the fuck was she talking about? What was the point of that statement in the first place? Did they have to be laughing? Why did it even matter? It didn’t. It didn’t mater.

They put a hand on the window, and gazed outside wistfully.

“If we are somehow actually on the moon, I really hope mouth breathers like you don’t use up what little precious oxygen we have.”

[musxng]

I think–     I might be…            SCARED.

[shsl-satired]

Great Expectations

[shsl-satired]

At the sound of a voice near his vicinity Atsuya turned to look towards the one who had spoken. From what he caught of their statement they also thought this situation was hilarious. Of course it was. Obviously. You can’t just end up on the moon suddenly with no recollection of how you got there, or reason. 

It was a little too silly to try and connect it to the past two disappearances of classes connected to the school. Atsuya, naturally, knew about them even if he wasn’t completely knowledgeable on the topic it was still an event that happened. Twice, even. It couldn’t happen a third time. Especially on the moon. What the fuck was anyone going to do here? Beat people to death with moon rocks in this situation? Atsuya let out a quiet laugh at that thought.

“It is rather hilarious, no? To end up in such a silly predicament I can’t really take it all seriously myself. I’m almost positive it’s a joke, and cameras are rolling right now to gauge for our reactions.”

He ended that statement and thought briefly before shrugging.

“Even if it’s real it’s still quite preposterous if I do say so myself. I’d also personally like to know how they even got us all here without anyone remembering, or at least I’m going to assume no one remembers considering the mass confusion we’re all sharing from the looks of it.”

Yuuki turned to look at the person who had responded to their comment, taking them in. He seemed to agree that this was a laughably poor attempt at fooling them. At least someone wasn’t acting like their lives were ending right there.

It all seemed so over-the-top, like it was fake. Sending a bunch of kids to the moon, of all places, to kill each other? Honestly, after happening as many times as it had, there was no way it’d happen again. No one was that stupid as to not take precautions. This was probably some sort of joke, and they weren’t trapped at all. Yuuki was amused just thinking about their situation. The moon? What a load of bull!

“Of course it is. They expect us to actually believe this. There’s no way we’re supposed to fucking think we’re on the moon. At least choose a more feasible setting if you want to scare someone. If you’re right, and this is some kind of hidden camera show, I sure won’t be shocked.”

Yuuki stared out the window some more, before kicking at it with their foot.

“Not to mention that the moon’s just such a cliche setting too. It’s been done to hell and back. There are plenty of better original, not to mention realistic, scenarios they could’ve used for their little prank. How would someone get us all to the moon in the first place without us noticing? Where on the moon would we be that there’s a building like this? Why bring us here when it’d be easier and more practical back on earth? None of it adds up at all.” 

 Yuuki turned away from the other boy, staring out the window again. 

[shsl-artificial-sarcasm-deactiv]

B^) the goods

[dangan-3rror]

A voice sounds through the hotel, there are no speakers around and the voice’s owner is nowhere to be seen but it’s still loud and clear. “Could everyone come to the lobby? And this is an order not a suggestion.” Monobear says. You decide it’s better to just comply with him and you head to the lobby. Along the reception desk are…smart phones? Or so they seem. Each one with a sticky note with a name written on it.

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