Get your etrog and lulav ready, it's almost that time of year again!
We shook those lemons like there was no tomorrow, but tomorrow is here so back we go to just regular yelling at God

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Get your etrog and lulav ready, it's almost that time of year again!
We shook those lemons like there was no tomorrow, but tomorrow is here so back we go to just regular yelling at God
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Happy passover everyone! May you all enjoy some lovely matzoh ball soup
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Really just Not Feeling Great today who wants to see a little pirate
Okay here he is
Someone’s asked if he has a crew
I am Big Coat Willy
The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:
Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.
Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful
If you are a Christian that wants to host a Passover seder this year:
1) Don’t. It’s appropriative and gross.
2) Still don’t.
3) Jesus never participated in the type of seder that Jews have today. He lived (if he existed as described in your Christian holy books) during the Second Temple Era of Judaism, when worship was Temple-focused and ritual sacrifice was a key facet of the holiday. The modern seder takes most of its traditions from rabbinic Judaism, which was not the Judaism of Jesus.
4) Don’t do it. Don’t. No, there is no good reason for you to do it.
5) Given the Christian antisemitic violence traditionally inflicted on the Jews during this time of year (the lead up to Easter), it is EXTRA awful for Christians to try and appropriate our traditions related to Passover.
6) Don’t. Pesach is our holiday, and our religion is a semi-closed practice. Don’t appropriate our stuff. Don’t make our stuff about Jesus.
7) There are no exceptions to the rule that Christians should not host Passover seders.
Hope this helps.
What’s with all these “my brother in Christ” posts on my jumblr dash?
I deleted Tumblr from my phone because reasons and now I feel very out of the internet loop.
having a religious experience
Fucking hate pet rent. You want my cat to pay rent? She is a cat. Cats don’t have jobs. Idiot.
Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?
The US is hostile to both human and animal life
Seriously! The building we live in now is the first one I lived in that charged pet rent, but the previous management also offered free cat-sitting when we were away and had a dog bath set up in one of the garages. The current management offers no pet-related perks and yet pet rent has INCREASED! It makes me so mad...
what the FUCK. this changes the statistics of what we know about covid cases, it fucks them right up.
jesus christ these people are irresponsible and selfish and vile.
I hate it here so much.
Transcript:
With covid on the rise and the vaccine readily available, more and more businesses are requiring their employees be vaccinated, and to prove that, they need a vaccination card.
Now, this is a problem for people who don’t want to be vaccinated, and there’s some people out there who are turning this into a business opportunity.
Meet “5starjazzii.” She has over 300,000 followers on Instagram and quite a few hustles. You’ll notice in her description “founder of antivaxmomma2.”
Yeah, that’s because “antivaxmomma,” her original account, got deleted, and I suspect it’s because she posted stuff like this, advertising that she’s selling fake covid 19 vaccine cards for 200 bucks a pop, but they’ll have real lot numbers on them. Now she’s been continuing this from her new account and even from her main account. She posted this the other day, explaining that she has a backlog of messages, and also that she’s looking to expand her team, so if you have computer access at hospitals or CVS, “DM me ASAP.”
Now that led me to believe that she’s either stealing existing lot numbers and putting them on the cards or she’s getting someone to enter people into the system that haven’t been vaccinated to generate their own lot numbers. But I didn’t want to make assumptions so I decided to message her and ask.
I told her I worked at a Walgreens. She said to text her ASAP. She asked if I had access to enter the vaccine information into the system and then asked, because I’m in Florida, how do people here verify they’re in the system, because in New York they have an app. And the person she has in New York doing this can provide the numbers that the people can check in the app. I explained that in Florida you have a site you can do that on and asked what exactly she needed. She told me she provides the person’s name, date of birth, address, the vaccination date, asked if I can backdate them, and then has me enter them into the system to generate lot numbers. So I would enter them into the system as if they had just received the vaccine, WHICH THEY HAVE NOT, but the system would believe that they have, and if someone checked those lot numbers, it would say their name. That made me curious how many people were doing this. She told me the woman in New York that’s doing it for her, she’s given 100 bucks a person, she’s doing at least 30 people a day, and that woman’s making 10,000 dollars a week. Do the math on that. On how many people are walking around with legal documents saying they’re vaccinated, and they are not. She’s also asked if I could provide her covid 19 cards.
Now you may ask, why would someone take the risk and do something like this? Well, it seems in her case that it’s at least due in part to the fact that she believes that the vaccines are sterilizing children as part of the Gay Agenda. Now, she’s not going to be doing this any longer, the FBI’s already been involved, but when I hear people say things like, “why bother getting the vaccine, people are getting covid who are fully vaccinated?” I have to wonder, are they?
Transcript ends.
Fucking kudos to him for actively involving himself and getting this information. Jesus christ, this is genuinely so upsetting.
if we could read minds I still don't think we'd understand them.
like I've spoken to people who think in images, who have to translate each thought into words before they communicate. and I think entirely in words, laid out across the void inside my head. my father's thinking is 3d, concepts structured in ways that are incredibly difficult to translate into words. and how would that look to me, if I could see into it? how do I perceive a thought that my mind cannot contain by the nature of their construction?
we all speak a private language to ourselves and we are always translating so we can speak to each other...don't touch me I'm emotional
when you first reached out to a rabbi regarding conversion, what did you say? no pressure to answer of course, I'm just wondering because I'm planning on converting as soon as it's safe for me to do so. your blog is really wonderful
Hi there! I love this ask, it’s one of my favorites. I know I’ve posted a “template” of sorts before but for the sake of not having to go through my archives (lmao):
Subject: Questions about Conversion
Dear Rabbi ____,
Hello! My name is ____, I am a (Insert age range) looking to convert to Judaism. I have been (reading, attending services, doing research etc.) for some time and I’m very interested in exploring this avenue and seeing if it is right for me. I would love a chance to get to speak to you about this whenever possible. My phone number is _____ and my email is ______.
Thank you!
_______
(Also: it may be important to note that there is some etiquette. Probably don’t email between Friday afternoon and Monday business hours, as they won’t reply on Shabbat and it’ll get bogged down under other weekend stuff. Best to do it when it’ll be fresh in the inbox on Monday morning.
Good luck! Feel free to drop in whenever!
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— from the Song of Solomon (5:13-15)
Happy Tu B'Av!
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