lowkey my david and yuna hollander parenting thesis
Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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NASA

ellievsbear

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occasionally subtle

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Doug Jones
sheepfilms
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Misplaced Lens Cap

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cherry valley forever
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lowkey my david and yuna hollander parenting thesis
HOLLANOV FIC RECS
home economics
M. 31,327 words. Shane and Ilya get stranded as housemates in Switzerland. Goes about as well as you'd expect. Beautifully written.
Throat Curtain?
E. 26,095 words. 6/7 chapters. A dentist inspects Shane's throat and finds out. Funny as shit.
Wolfbird
E. 180,137 words. 14/? chapters. Sex worker Ilya and hockey player Shane. The hottest thing I've ever read.
Textual Healing
E. 130,995 words. 8 works. Shane sends that "We didn't even kiss" text in the elevator.
Apogee
E. 50,239 words. 3/3 chapters. They fuck in space. But there's also scarily detailed plot.
I'll build a house inside of you
E. 66,960 words. 8/8 chapters. A sex tape leak leads to a visa marriage.
Lavender
E. 8,707 words. Shane goes for a massage. Dubcon.
frequently, secretly fond of each other
E. 222,222 words. 28/28. They both play for the Boston Raiders
the courtship of ilya rozanov
E. 75,307 words. 5/5. Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.
fourteen ten
E. 26,436 words. They talk and accidentaly speedrun through 80% of their character development in one night.
secret society of stick handlers
various ratings depending on work, 75,918 words. Social Media shenanigans. Funny as hell.
Nutcracker!
E. 101,302 words. Ballet AU. Incredibly written.
all my perversions
E. 16,870 words. Shane obsessing over Ilya's leaked sex tape.
in your arms i'd start a war
E. 59,096 words. They try to be friends lmao
Captain vs. Captain
E. 64,863 words. They get contracted to film a reality tv show together.
Mutually Assured Exposure
E. 108,309 words. OnlyFans creator Shane meets pornstar Ilya.
Oxytocin
E. 247,361 words. OnlyFans creator Ilya and hockey Shane. Kinda heavy.
return of spontaneous circulation
E. 63,075 words. Paramedics AU
try me
E. 56,793 words. College AU and they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates)
blowback
E. 93,547 words. Shane goes to a house party, gets high, then gets on his knees. bon appetite
you get me
E. 10,243 words. Shane does yoga. Autofellatio.
Deja Vu
E. 269,928 words. 17/?. A small town AU after they go their separate ways post Vegas. Incredible and emotional story.
Bare
E. 146,649 words. A/B/O. Idiots in love
double dipping
E. 15,191 words. Ilya gets Shane a dildo. Years later they use it together. It's quite romantic when you think about it
fresh bruises we learned patterns to
E. 52,898 words. A/B/O Some months after Shane recovers from rejection sickness in Ilya's bed, they share their heat/rut together at the cottage, both clinging to the delusion it's still casual.
black dog
E. 68,349 words. Ilya develops a frendship with Shane's dog.
Route 96 Kanata
E. 59,205 words. 7/10. Career ending injury Sad!Shane. Ottawa is also a character in this one.
Closer to where you are (is where I must be)
E. 100,927 words. Stranded in Paris. An Icelanding volcano as cockenabler.
i think one of the first people who figures out ilya is in a secret relationship is the bears team doctor bc suddenly after years of never bringing it up at all he comes in with a picture of his back with a bunch of moles circled in red like hello are any of these cancer? What about this one? and the doctor asks what exactly about the moles concerns him and he just shrugs
I have nothing to say for myself.
Cigarette is not lit, btw, it is all about the teasing.
Ilya: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Shane: I wake up at 4:30 am Ilya: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Fleabag
The Guinea Pig 6: Mermaid in a Manhole (ザ・ギニーピッグ マンホールの中の人魚)
at the end of the day barty jr’s story is just so centered around violation & bodies & coercion that i can’t really take seriously any readings of his character that don’t name (sexual) abuse as a pivotal part of his history. in the sense that, yes, his behavior just reads as very csa victim to me, but also that his story already contains so many of those elements (as to be indistinguishable from a straightforward rape narrative) that it doesn’t seem a leap whatsoever to “cross” that final line & literalise it.
also i think people like to take up the “what if barty was just like that organically” line in response to a strain of fanon that prefers to hand-wave away death eater atrocities by justifying them with vaguely handled but very dramatically tragic home lives, which is boring. but barty is a rare character in that an earnest consideration of sexual abuse in his past falls incredibly in-line with his canonical themes already present, themes which aren’t explored enough & deserve to be taken more seriously imo. jkr included a lot of random shit in his story arc that can be sharpened, clarified, and contextualized when you see him as a rape victim caught in a violent lifelong struggle for autonomy that feels forever out of reach. like, him stealing moody’s body (in this context) becomes really impactful! him ultimately failing to gain independence and instead finding “strength” in playing servant to another all-powerful father figure who uses his body (in this context) becomes really impactful! barty manipulating children himself is impactful! to me it seems like the primary role of fandom should be to explore these complexities ….
"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
you will never be clean from sin . rotten children don’t deserve heaven
Annabeth hair appreciation post!
+ mini book annabeth
*holds your hand* OUR doomed narrative now
BRANDY EVE ALLEN
they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life
adrianne lenker photographed by alexa viscius
wolfstar one-night stand where remus accidentally leaves his mouthguard behind on sirius’s nightstand after fleeing the scene and sirius makes all his subsequent hookup prospects try it on in an attempt to find his mystery man (this does not go over well) (most of them don’t even own mouthguards)