ShyDoe

the only thing that matters is how I chose to live my life

[slimetony]

if we all shared an apartment think how much we would save on rent

[astroghost]

randy we wouldn’t fit

[slimetony]

make room buddy, we’re roomates now

[righthandedleftturn]

[zombeesknees]

#I feel like this is what you get after someone says ‘just stand like you normally would’

[louises-belcher]

[chadvally]

Scientists can boogie woogie that shit the fuck out of here

[duppyman]

Cockroaches got tiddies?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

[eclaire89]

Whoop there it is

[grumpy-radfem]

also:

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

[cheese24k]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[thatsthat24]

Parents That Don’t Want to Buy New Things 💸

[bexondeck]

1: We’re out of milk… 2: No we’re not! 1: We’re out of toilet paper.. 2: No we’re not!. 1:We’re out of toothpaste… 2: *straining* No we’re noooot! 1: Holy-!

[isitnaptimeyet]

This is my life though

[makesongsnotmistakes]

[howlinattheimpala]

[iwasrorya-deactivated20130504]

What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

[magick-missile]

[buttchair]

i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

[astroidbelt-moved]

what just happened

[wendy-darling-forever]

this makes me uncomfortable, 

[kateinator]

then do =x+2+ for the next part

[fraud-monet]

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

[sailorkitkat]

What is this sorcery?!?!

[floretsilva]

this is my favorite post on tumblr

the ending is: 12=x1=

[ollieofthebeholder]

So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = + 1 = + 1

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 2 + 2 1 = x + 2 +

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 7 7 2 + = x + 2 + = x - 7 - 2

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = x + 2 1 = x + 2 + 1 2 = x 1 =

[finaltennessee]

My mind just broke

[kiarabearaa]

*writes furiously*

Mom: Are you writing an essay?

Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely. 

[stability]

[no-chill-at-all]

[jawaadmaliks-blog]

[grammerqueen-deactivated2018032]

[shy-doe]

When its your day off and you have nothing at all to worry about and you get hit with crippling anxiety...my head hurts

[justinjonesblog]

this is it. everyone needs to step up their game.

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

[piribolygo]

[notally]

[byjove]

how does a cat get that large and orange

[byjove]

Reblog if you support the most largest and orangest cat on earth.