Not your average superhero

icon by the talented @dizziarts I'm not your average superhero

[ikimaru]

some more Nimona!

[hannanodaa]

I used up all my saved wishes but eyyyy

[ryogas]

[thundergrace]

Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[nflstreet]

me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

[mioxenoblade]

New law idea: Landlords can not refuse a duel to the death. If said landlord loses the duel, then their claim to any and all properties are null and such shall become free housing for those who live there. Should the landlord be victorious, they’ll be charged with first degree murder.

[shycharms]

So like what’s the deal with tumblr again?

[anxietyproblem]

[vampiresconce]

BEE BOAT

[spockdropandroll]

cowboy bee boat

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

[memeingfulday]

Aww

[oppa-homeless-style]

why is this screenshot at critically low health

[malalaweacom]

[sherlock-is-ace]

[groovy-mushroom]

I feel like I’m having a stroke

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[homoslovenc]

[nzdad-deactivated20170410]

im thirsty af for

a healthy relationship with a significant other in which we both love and support each other and genuinely enjoy being in each others company

[klubbhead]

Innocent kid dies

Oompa Loompas:

[shycharms]

You should just follow my Twitter honestly. WHY DO I STILL HAVE A TUMBLR IN 2010. I DONT DO ART lovable_lofty on Twitter 😁