Luna's Incorrect Quotes

MCU|

[shylunacat]

Sam: why are bucky and natasha sitting with their backs to each other

Steve: They had a fight.

Sam: Then why are they holding hands?

Steve: They get sad when they have a fight.

[shylunacat]

I feel like the SamBuckyZemo ship should be called 'Sugarpimp Soldier'. Any thoughts??

[thewavesofmel]

Things Bucky says while he is eating you out (Bucky x female reader)

18+ only, Minors DNI

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“You taste so fucking good baby”

“You are so wet for me honey”

“Gonna eat you till you cry sweetheart”

“Gushing for me baby, gonna make you cum so hard”

“Thats it princess, open that pussy up for me”

“You are the sweetest thing I have tasted all day”

“Wanna suck on your pretty clit baby”

“Eyes on me honey, need to see your eyes while my tongue is inside”

“Wanna hear you sweetheart, need to hear those pretty moans while I’m eating you”

“Fuck yes princess, fuck that pussy into my mouth”

“Please baby, need to taste you again, please let me taste you”

“Ass up sugar, I wanna eat you from behind”

“Not yet baby, need to make you cum on my tongue again”

“Making my beard so wet gorgeous, gonna smell like you all day”

“Fuck baby can’t get enough of this pussy”

“Thats it honey, ride my fucking tongue”

“Nothing tastes as good as you baby”

“Use my mouth honey, my mouth is yours, my tongue is yours”

“Love it when you cum hard on my tongue beautiful”

“Please baby I need it, I need your cum in my mouth”

“One more gorgeous, one more on daddy’s tongue”

“Mmmmmm yes baby, fuck, don’t stop cumming for me, gonna swallow all that cum”

“Fuck yes sweetheart, love seeing those eyes rolling back with my tongue deep inside”

“Feed me my pussy baby, give it to me”

[shylunacat]

[shylunacat]

Here's a quote I saw today

"I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so I can do my laundry and dishes"

- Joanna Maciejewska

[psychicequalizer-deactivated202]

why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.

[asingularcanadian]

Metal elitists probably are, the rest of us think this is funny as hell. Also fuck yeah to making corpse paint easier to get and for relatively cheap

[lynati]

Rare is it that I feel "WTF?!" and "I LOVE IT" in such an equal measure. ....Wait. Is this real? I thought it was a gag but how you're talking about it sounds like it is real and OMFG IT'S REAL?!! https://www.elfcosmetics.com/elf-x-liquid-death-corpse-paint-vault/81576G.html

[shylunacat]

Ok but can we look at how support the mum is and how happy he is to find out he's a dad???

[shylunacat]

Sam: bucky and i were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us

Zemo: *sighing* what did he do?

Sam: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into the window and...

Bucky: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?!

[shylunacat]

Sam: if you had to choose walker or whatever money i have in my pocket what would you choose?

Walker: bucky *smiles*

Bucky: how much do you have?

Sam: one cent

Bucky: i'll take it

Walker: BUCKY!!!

[shylunacat]

Shu: (freezing) it's kinda cold

Yuma: here take my jacket

Shu: I love you

Yuma: god we are such the... perfect couple (looks at Subaru)

Kou: I'm cold too

Subaru: well damn kou I can't control the weather

[shylunacat]

Peter: Mr. Pool what sexuality are you?

Deadpool: Sexual.

Peter: what???

Deadpool: Sexual.

[shylunacat]

So like anyone here like the school for good and evil???

[shylunacat]

[shylunacat]

Ok but like how do you say "No" to this.

[shylunacat]

Roses are red,

What's your biggeat fear,

Bucky's dead,

Happy new year

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[musicbasedmind]

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

[shylunacat]

Washington: oh yeah ill look it over nice work

Hamlinton: good thanks dad

Everyone: *stares*

Hamlinton: why is everyone starting at me?

Eliza: You just called General Washington dad

Hamilton: what? Nobi didnt i said thanks man

Washington: do you see me as a father figure Alexandre

Hamilton: what?! No! If anything i see him as a bother figure cause youre always bothering me

Madison: hey show your father some respect

Hamilton: i didnt call him dad!

Washington: No no no. Alex i take it as a compliment

Burr: its no big deal i called theodosia mom once and she's my fiance.

Hamiltion: guys jump on that burr has psychosexual issues

Jefferson: old news but you calling the general daddy

Hamilton: hey daddy is not on the table here

Seabury: but you did call call him dad dude

Hamilton: you shut up youve done nothing but lie since you got here

[shylunacat]

No not even a single soul:

Zemo: