[jimbenton]

[phanmarriage]

The face of a man whose boyfriend just said they aren’t married YET

[reunitedinterlude]

misunderstandings (2012 // 2026) -> for anon

[keposhka]

MCR sounds so good live on this tour in particular that it would literally be throwing money away if Warner didn’t release a live album. Like if that doesn’t happen bro we’re going to kill youuuu

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[weneedtogetofftheseaaaaa]

[psychicbby]

dan and phil are funny as fuck for being like “guys be srs we didn’t fucking kiss with cat whiskers on that would be awful” just for them 9 months later to admit they fucking kissed with the cat whiskers on😭😭

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[jellogram]

Whoever made you think you'd get teased for not drinking alcohol at parties was lying. You're their new supreme. You can go pick up more snacks. You can take care of the fallen. You can talk to the cops. If you have a car, you can drive people home.

In movies they always portray the sober person as a nerd but it's more like being a priest. Your lack of engagement in the carnal realities of the party makes you holy and powerful. You are a vital pillar of the community. A rock in a raging storm. Now go answer the door for the pizza man.

[shypoltergeist]

controversial opinion but how much a gift is worth is not (always) indicative of how much someone cares and i think people put too energy into being "equal."

maybe this is just bean soup theory but, my husband and i have been together for 6 years and we've exchanged many gifts for many occasions. not once have we exchanged gifts of equal monetary value. it doesn't matter because we're intentional with our gifts. we give each other things based on how much the other person will enjoy it, not how much it costs.

yes, in a lot of cases people have shitty partners who give shitty gifts because they don't value their partner. however, don't let other people convince you that your partner doesn't care about you because they didn't spend as much money as you.

[pukicho]

I fed you bread out of the palm my hand only once and now you come back here every day.

[catcrumb]

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[hatesaltrat]

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

[enchantingsorceress]

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

[shypoltergeist]

talking to conservative christians about christianity is so funny to me bc i have no real dog in that fight dude. im not religious nor have i ever been! im just autistic and jesus is my special interest!

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[dawaxxenpith]

At risk of sounding like a hater and an asshole this looks like AI and if its somehow not, the editor who reworked images and sharpened them up made it look like AI

Edit: yeah its AI

[theromanbarbarian]

This is the actual image (from a 6 year old reddit post so def not AI). Either someone asked AI to recreate it or AI, being the plagiarism machine it is, was asked for a pic of dogs finding humans in the snow and just ripped off the first image it could find. Another reminder that AI doesn't actually create anything. Also real cute dogs.

[badboneszone]

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

[un-monstre]

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.