Mazz's Home for Morally Reprehensible Pretty Boys

{ Mazz | 31 | He/Him } I enjoy 19th century occultists, bitchy princes, sad vampires, gay archers, and demons. Side blog to inferno-principe.

[thememedaddy]

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[drawingden]

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[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[eighteeeight]

Touchstarved x Obscura ! Pt.1

Francesco and Oleander are next !!

[tedspankoffski]

She’s a lady in the office and a freak literally everywhere else. x

[dddreamscape]

Mutuals do this

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

[amuseoffyre]

Hot cross buns?

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[yaraef]

When I thought about it, I just had to draw the reprise for Ella! Inspired by another scene from Team StarKid's Cinderella's Castle. (I'm tagging this one for spoilers just in case! Aaa! + there's an iconic Tadius line under the cut.)

I honestly forgot how addicting drawing fanart can be!

PS: It strangely hurts to draw a troll in pain? (I'm usually team orc/goblins/trolls because being contrarian is fun, but defeating evil monsters is also fun... so I'm now conflicted.) Pls accept a happy Rancilda as my peace offering (see previous post).

PPS: There's a small Lady Ashmore in the bottom right corner of the border, because the line "Lady Ashmore danced... all alone at night," haunts my brain. Also, for the doorway in the back, I referenced one of the gates/doors from Labyrinth (1986).

[byjove]

nobody is faking POTS, fibromyalgia or ME/CFS for attention because nobody gives a fuck if you have POTS, fibromyalgia or ME/CFS. these are three conditions people are always accused of faking online (largely because they’re common chronic illnesses and young women are disproportionately effected by them 😃) and it’s like…..look around bitch. when was the last time you saw a fund for a cure CFS walkathon? you ever see a Google banner for fibromyalgia? these are illnesses that suck to have and that you are often treated like absolute dogshit by the medical community and pop culture at large if you do have them. you don’t get positive attention, or any attention at all, if you’re at home laying down 85% of your life.

[klapollo]

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

[klapollo]

Outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite grows to more than 1,000 cases

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

Amogus

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vocaloidsongtournament]

Vocaloid Song Poll Just For Fun #389

These are the highest seeded Wild Card songs in the June 2026 Vocaloid Song Tournament: Affection Addiction by KAT x AkuP vs. Collared by Vane Lily

Please listen to both songs before casting your vote! And please reblog for a bigger sample size!

Which of these songs from the June 2026 Vocaloid Song Tournament is the best?

Affection Addiction

Collared

See results (ONLY FOR OP TO CHOOSE)

Voting ended onJul 10

Affection Addiction placed 22nd in the tournament having been eliminated Round 2 while Collared placed 34th having been eliminated Round 1.

[theateronfan]

Broadway Cares presents Broadway Bears (1997-2012):

Belle in BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1994) / Amalia Balash in SHE LOVES ME (1963) / Javert in LES MISERABLES (1987) / Lola in DAMN YANKEES (1955)

Billy Bigelow in CAROUSEL (1945) / Lancelot in CAMELOT (1960) / Annie Oakley in ANNIE GET YOUR GUN (1999 Revival) / Percy in THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL (1997)

Anna Leonowens in THE KING AND I (1951) / Old Deuteronomy in CATS (1982) / Norma Desmond in SUNSET BOULEVARD (1994) / Mimi Marquez in RENT (1996)

Fanny Brice in FUNNY GIRL (1964) / Kate in KISS ME, KATE (1948) / Sally Bowles in CABARET (1998 revival) / The Witch in INTO THE WOODS (1987)

Tom Collins in RENT (1996) / Rosie in BYE BYE BIRDIE (1960) / Sally in YOU'RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN (1999 Revival) / Che in EVITA (1979)

Mrs. Dolly Gallagher Levi in HELLO, DOLLY! (1995) / Danny Zuko in GREASE (1972) / Rum-Tum-Tugger in CATS (1982) / The Phantom of The Opera in PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1988)

Dorothy Brock in 42ND STREET (2001 Revival) / Miss Hannigan in ANNIE (1977) / Emcee in CABARET (1998 Revival) / Bombalurina in CATS (1982)

Loveland Showgirl in FOLLIES (1971) / Policeman in THE FULL MONTY (2000) / Donna Sheridan in MAMMA MIA (2000) / Marion Paroo in THE MUSIC MAN (2000 Revival)

Fosca in PASSION (1994) / Evelyn Nesbit in RAGTIME (1998) / Dinah in STARLIGHT EXPRESS (1987) / Sweeney in SWEENEY TODD (1979)

Roger DeBris in THE PRODUCERS (2001) / Lorelle Robinson in DREAMGIRLS (1981) / Sarah Brown in GUYS AND DOLLS (1950) / Edna Turnblad in HAIRSPRAY (2002)

Little Sally in URINETOWN (2001) / Eponine in LES MISÉRABLES (1987) / Scar in THE LION KING (1997) / Puppeteer Stephanie D'Abruzzo with Kate Monster in AVENUE Q (2003)

Seymour Krelbourn in LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (2003) / Dot in SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE (1984) / The Lion in THE WIZ (1975) / Millie Dillmount in THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE (2002)

Elphaba in WICKED (2004) / Reno Sweeney in ANYTHING GOES (1987) / Lutiebell in PURLIE (1970) / Rose in GYPSY (2003)

Amneris in AIDA (2000) / Margaret Johnson in THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA (2005) / William Barfee in THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE (2005) / Frankie Valli in JERSEY BOYS (2006)

Celie in THE COLOR PURPLE (2005) / Elle Woods in LEGALLY BLONDE (2007) / Louise in GYPSY (2008 Revival) / The Drowsy Chaperone in THE DROWSY CHAPERONE (2006)

St. Jimmy in AMERICAN IDIOT (2010) / A Scottsboro Boy (Finale) in THE SCOTTSBORO BOYS (2010) / Jerry Lee Lewis in MILLION DOLLAR QUARTET (2010) / Albin in LA CAGE AUX FOLLES (2010 Revival)

Elder Cunningham & Elder Price in THE BOOK OF MORMON (2011) / Billy Elliot's in BILLY ELLIOT (2008)

[rubyrubus]

Is it true short funny vids aren't welcome on tumblr? Hope it's not as bad as I imagine... and I'm ready for the worst. Though Obscura vn gave me too much fan. I owe the game and the fandom any content I may provide.

[aeyriabird]

sorry to post religious ads but i got this ad

and i can't get over how the artist/graphic designer clearly went in knowing they were replicating classic holy white bird imagery and did a decent job with the editing too, except they either don't know what a dove is, don't know that the bird being specifically a dove matters, or just got real lazy and chose the first all white bird that came up in search results because that is fully a seagull in that image

[delgrosso]

GOD IS COMING FOR YOUR FRENCH FRIES