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Dark, Darker, yet Darker...
this like 98% absolutely WON’T happen but wwhat if,,,, wjhat if there’s a dark world in papyrus’s closet that we go into when it’s time to hang out with him,
I actually headcanon that Papyrus is the Knight, and has his own personal Dark world in le closet 👀 drew this like- three days before chap 2 came out 👀
Dormant Predators
This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.
reblog for that last bit to save a life
If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!
That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.
Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?
Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
Sharing for all the safety items!!
Informative. Please share!
mm yes very nice sharing to remind me to get these items so my mom can finally lock the back door which currently has no handle-
why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green
like where is the green
Oh Christ
This is the color your cat is
colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat
I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.
moss cat moss cat
dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)
and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.
before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”
ok this is TERRIFYINGLY close to what i saw in my head while i was sleeping thank you.
ITS HERE. THE CREEPY SLEEP CLASS POST. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WOULD SCROLL ON INSTA OR WATCH A TUMBLR COMP ON YOUTUBE AND SEE THIS?? YEEHOO
this comment is such a terrifying glimpse of the reach of this post into internet zones beyond my perception, thank you
bro I used to actually think the teacher slept during nap time, this is wild- also Kick and the rest of their species is so cute-??? like- adorable shadow jellybean with toothpick legs- I love-
so uh
music boyes.
The Night Hawks are a sort of Rock band, MCR esque.
Dream and the Stars are a softcore Pop band
Lazy River is just chill, random tunes that they publish every few years when they feel like it
and Error lowkey writes love songs because that's the only type of love he thinks he deserves (also I realized I drew his guitar too light sorry you can't see it)
Just watched School of Rock and now I'm thinking of a rock AU. Nothing other than that, just 'rock AU'.
Yeah!!! I know what you mean… Thinking about a Psychonauts AU…
But that’s cool! Who would be in a band and who would have solo careers?
hi yes I'm gonna draw some dumbasses in a band now thank you guys for sharing this idea online lmao
Undertale Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie
Yields 8-10 servings
The things you’ll need
Ingredients Dough
2 ½ cups all purpose flour
2 tablespoons sugar
½ vanilla bean
1 teaspoon salt
½ cup salted butter, ice cold
½ cup butter flavor shortening, cubed and ice cold
6 tablespoons buttermilk, chilled
Egg wash
Filling
6 tablespoons cornstarch
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon salt
4 egg yolks
¼ cup salted butter
½ cup dark brown sugar
1 cup heavy cream
2 ½ cups whole milk
½ cup butterscotch chips
Equipment
Large mixing bowl
Pie plate
Rolling pin
Plastic wrap
Dry uncooked beans
Small bowl
Small square cookie cutter
Let’s get started!
Dough
Preheat oven to 350°F.
In a large bowl combine flour, sugar, vanilla bean, and salt.
Add butter and shortening and then work between fingers until the mixture resembles coarse meal.
Drizzle in ice-cold buttermilk and continue working to form dough.
Form the dough into a disc and wrap tightly in plastic wrap and then chill for 2 to 24 hours.
When dough is set, roll it out to ¼ inch thick and place into pie pan and remove the excess.
Roll out dough excess and cut out small squares using the square cookie cutter.
Brush egg wash along the edges and then arrange the dough squares in a pixelated design.
Prick the bottom and inside edges of the pie crust with a fork.
10. Cover the pie with plastic wrap and then fill it with uncooked beans. Wrap the beans with the excess plastic.Egg wash edges of the crust.
11. Bake for 35 minutes until golden brown around the edges.
12. Remove beans and allow it to bake another 10 to 15 minutes. Remove and let cool.
Filling
In medium bowl whisk cornstarch, salt and egg yolks until smooth. Add the milk.
In a saucepan, melt butter over medium high heat and add dark brown sugar, and bring to a boil, whisking constantly. Cook 3 minutes.
Whisk in cream to the sugar mixture and then slowly whisk in egg mixture.
Add salt and cinnamon and then bring to a boil, whisking constantly.
Once thickened remove from heat and then whisk in butterscotch chips.
Time to decorate!
Pour the filling into the pie shell and then smooth the top.
Place the pie on a cooling rack for 1 hour and then place pie in the fridge to completely cooled.
Remove Pie from fridge and cut a slice, serve with whipped cream and cinnamon stick garnish.
people don’t seem to get why misgendering chara, frisk, and kris is such a big deal but like…y’all realize they’re like, the only nonbinary representation we have in games, right? you guys have like…everyone. you’ve got all these characters that use he/him and she/her. we’re allowed to get mad when you decide to take these canon nonbinary characters and say “we’re actually allowed to choose their gender bc we play as them/bc it’s up for interpretation/bc they/them are placeholder pronouns for when u don’t know their gender”
the thing is…we do know their genders? for starters-Chara. Asriel, their adoptive brother, their literal best friend who loves and adores them, solely uses they/them for Chara. nothing else. Chara’s family would 100% know their gender and pronouns. just because you name them does not mean you know them. they are not you. they have their own story, and their own personality. that is the point of Undertale.
Frisk is also not you. this is specified at the end of the True Pacifist when they tell Asriel their name. later on, Flowey, pleading with you to not reset, refers to Frisk with they/them and nothing else.
Kris is, unsurprisingly, not you either!! the game shows that by throwing away the name you picked, and-spoilers-throwing your soul into the cage at the end of the game!! you can literally move said soul around while in the cage!!!
why can’t you guys accept the fact that they’re nonbinary? why does it matter so much to you that you get to assign a binary to them? this topic matters to me because i’m nonbinary, and it stings every single time i see someone misgender them!!
so why do you want their gender to be yours to choose, even though the game’s point is that you cannot choose who they are?
YOUR DRAGON NAME
last two letters of your first name
middle two letters of your last name
first two letters of your mother’s name
last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
Ttarlan (or Cknhlan using Jack’s name).
Calihan :3 (Or Inoxxhan :P )
Nertred. …
Usrichy X’D
Thaslah. I sound majestic as fuck XD
I’m Shnclyas!
Netisco…I sound like a cookie brand
Lampsado… WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT SOUNDS LIKE IM ROASTING LAMPS IN MEXICO
Raowsag? Or Thelsag if we use my pen name
Dyin chw
Hitrcoo
Tf?
I am the dragon, Ennzgan!
🐉🔥🐲🔥🐉🔥🐲🔥
Iaulcab
(I imagine it’s pronounced *Iaul* like lullaby the *Ca* like the beginning of carrot then *B* pronounced bee)
(So I imagine it’s a tiny Dragon that sings to children in the night to keep nightmares away. Maybe they steal cookies when feeling mischievous?)
Obtikaf. sounds fun
I lost the phone a bit ago, whoops- I'll get to digitalizing the full body images and icons when motivation is back.
For now, take some eye glowies! I have a feeling Pap taught his new little (older?) brother and parents how to glow.
Characters are from @cherryao3nova and @danceingbean 's fic Error's (Spiteful) Holiday
Babe, wake up, it’s that fucking chocolate guy again
BABE!! NEW CHOCOLATE GUY CONTENT JUST DROPPED!
if Chocolate Guy had been alive and doing his thing in the mid 17th century the royal families of Europe would have started actual wars over who got to hire him
I adore this man with his chocolate :’]
Literally just rebloging this because H u n g e r- I woke up at 2pm and only took a sip of water since-
POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!
Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.
Ad revenue.
We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.
WHEN IS THE PROTEST?
AUGUST 6th, 2021 12 am Eastern Time (US) 5 am Greenwich Mean Time 6 am Central European Time 8 am Moscow Standard Time 1 pm Australian Western Time 2 pm Japan Standard Time 3:30 pm Australian Central Time 4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021 11 pm Mountain Time (US) 9 pm Pacific Time (US)
THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!
So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!
WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.
WILL THIS WORK?
Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.
BOOST THIS!
(REBLOG IT!)
lets do it
Drew beans from this fic! I tried to get their outfits as close as possible to the ones described I was gonna draw reaps in his hoodie + skirt outfit I swear but legs are hard to draww-. I'll post a digitalized one later, hands hurtie
Error baby wearing Error baby wearing
The boys wear gloves because they still have holes from where the plates had been screwed in, and they're self-conscious about themm
Haha goth can't use his arms cause I didn't wanna draw em, they just tucked in against his chest all snuggly n warm
Birb dad wings so good jfuvjrudks
Hey hey look at their necks look they got little choker style versions of the locket because the first one broke but these ones are fully magic, no dinky little tune maker that can get broken-
Ink? Short af.
Haha blue gay
Dream looks so softttjvjfjdjfjd
Shoes? Ha, fuck those, we don't wear shoes in this house- ok well maybe dream, blue, nightmare, and paps wear shoes, but that's all-!
@cherryao3nova 👀
Soo..this is underscore toriel, my toriel. I want to post comics but I'm waiting till after I get a new computer- current one I see different colors and it's weird. Her nickname is Terri but it's also a reference sheet.
Hot goat mOMMY-
Haha, here you go, a Post-Corruption Nightmare Sans i designed, plus some headcanons too.
• Many scars. The corruption (goop) filled those wounds in when they happened, so they never truly healed properly.
•Night's bones are permanently stained from the corruption, as it had been sticking to him so adamantly for centuries.
•He often wears magic-laced gloves, as direct contact is painful and overwhelming, on any part of his body, though his hands make the most contact, so they are the most in need of protection.
•He has no vision in his right eye, and any attempt at summoning an eyelight in that socket results in intense pain and magic leakage similar to tears, but with the same consistency as the Corruption.
•Nightmare has to take painkillers and apply a numbing ointment to make his waking hours tolerable. The areas most in need of the ointment are his ribcage and shoulder blades, lower spinal column, neck, and pelvic area. If agitated, the deeper wounds occasionally leak marrow or splinter/fracture more.