Make Merry Hell

Any Pronouns | 23 | Chronically ill queer from the midwest, welcome to the shitshow, tags are useless here

[sickfagg]

I don't tag my posts bc I don't want to be found. Hope this helps 👍

[tuxankhamun]

accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"

[luckynein]

[fceriegifs]

Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

THE CROW (1994)

[skullfaggot]

anyone wanna try the gay vodka with me

[laughingsquid]

The Worst Attraction in Every State

[celestialmomma-deactivated20230]

Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—

Jesus H. Christ

[humblegrub]

get in everyone we’re going on a roadtrip

[smegorl]

How TF is The Bean worse than the giant roadside Abraham Lincoln statue!?!? The Bean is bitchin’!

[mariasklodowskastwixbar-deactiv]

Say something bad about mothman one more time i fucking dare you

[smegorl]

Mothman fucked my dad in 1997 and gave him the West Virginia Itch.

[mariasklodowskastwixbar-deactiv]

As is mothman’s god given right

[vigilantsycamore]

I don’t know wtf a quassy is but it sounds like a slang term for duckgirl genitalia

[smegorl]

Quassy Amusement and Waterpark on Lake Quassapaug is a top amusement park and waterpark in CT. Enjoy park rides, Quassy Beach, fun games and

Apparently it is a waterpark.

[anartificialsatellite]

This map is all wrong because The Thing is in Arizona and it is objectively the worst and deserves credit for it.

[optimysticals]

The Corn Palace is amazing.

And how many you put that as the worst when Mt. Rushmore is in the same state.

Like one is a cool piece of art that constantly changes, and the other is colonialism and genocide writ large.

[vaspider]

Voodoo Donuts does suck, though. They are union busters and treat their people like shit.

[violetsandshrikes]

every single photo I see of Kirby, the baby Asian elephant born at Houston Zoo, is absolutely killing me

[violetsandshrikes]

this thing is so delightful. i love it.

[drtanner]

I look upon this weird little freak (affectionate) and am immediately reminded of this post:

[thedoubteriswise]

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

[goblinbugthing]

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

[goblinbugthing]

ENIGMA. FUCK

[terramythos]

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

[nongunktional]

id recommend offering her a gentle but annoying grisp

[terramythos]

oh we are grisping

[sreegs]

My shot day falls on the same day of the week your stupid Feliz Jueves meme and is often the only reason I remember to take it, so thanks for that I guess

feliz hrtueves i guess?

[yb-cringe]

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

[sparrowsocks]

Have a day

[yb-cringe]

have a day yeah

[sacred-portal]

[totalkexcessively-deactivated20]

I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

[justangrymacaroni]

i’m working on a play about 65-year-old lesbians, and my dramaturg is an older gay man who has been helping me with historical context and research, and also just in general giving me advice based on his own personal experiences.

fav thing he told me so far, said with a lot of love: “dyke drama was specific. it was always so specific. it was precise and narrowed and pointed. and also so dumb.”

[justangrymacaroni]

also spoke to an older lesbian professor. i was asking her all these questions about marches and protests and summits and infighting and rallies and “what was it like what did this mean to you what was it like to experience that?”

and she kinda stared at me for a bit and said, “you know, it was a lot. and it was big and it did feel revolutionary. but also at that time i was mainly focused on getting my heart broken in a bar.”

and like. yeah.

[justangrymacaroni]

another thing my dramaturg told me, from the perspective of a gay man who lived through the 80’s, was that whenever a young gay person asks him what the dating and play scene used to be like, he answers:

“we went to rallies and funerals.”

[justangrymacaroni]

our persistence in our continued existence is big and scary and revolutionary, and the grief stretches on and the losses hit hard.

and because of that, i think it’s important to remember the dumb drama, and the first loves, and the first heartbreaks over beer. i think it’s important to go to rallies and vigils, and also dive bars and game nights.

it’s all so big and so small.

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

[bananatwinky]

Destiny 2