Chelsea

🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Pro tip; I fucking hate myself

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[besogolden]

I AM AKHDAKHDKSHDKDHDJD

[thepersonalquotes]

[thepersonalquotes]

[onlytwitterpics]

[weaver-z]

The year is 2031. Riverdale is finally over. The new edgy reboot of a wholesome cartoon series is Charles, a gritty retelling of Charlie Brown. Charlie is played by a now-27-year-old Finn Wolfhard. Linus’ “blankie” is where he stashes his drugs. Sally has dissociative identity disorder and the writers’ only research was watching Split ten times while high. Lucy’s father is in the mafia. Snoopy dies in episode one. The showrunners only made one good decision, and it’s that Schroeder is gay now.

[botanize]

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

coward

[emotionalwords]

[thepersonalquotes]

[kyliexgender]

[[adopting a baby]] “aww she’s so adorabl— wait when was she born?” “may 30th” “a gemini? hell no. what are my other options ??”

[willow]

me: queen of having had enough 

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[gxndjdgdb]

who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him

[bubblegloopswamp-deactivated201]

oh ya timmy’s just a good bud there eh

[gxndjdgdb]

what does this say

[karrakazz]

fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.

[retroactivebakeries]

jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

[meganmayday]

I can put up with a lot but don’t fucking lie to me.

[sickkbutpretty]