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nerygees

air pods

killowave

furbawl

babsdeaguiar

My full piece for @sacrificezine ❤

casxia

No thoughts, no prayers Can bring back what’s no longer there The silent are damned The body count is on your hands

Final Fantasy XV: Kingsglaive + key losses

geriatricfunkyman

y'all keep complaining about your series finale, but bbc literally killed every single person in merlin except merlin

xbooksandtea

Not only did they kill every character except Merlin, they also left the main goal unfulfilled and literally everything Merlin did to protect Arthur led directly to Arthur’s death

katherynefromphilly

And they only left Merlin alive so he could live in isolation and misery for over a thousand years without the person who they canonically called HIS OTHER HALF.

motherflunker

And it aired on Christmas Eve

#yeah still salty about that tbh

hyperionangel

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

hyperionangel

pros of this plan:

the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar

i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money

i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos

contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about

i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders

i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to

i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters

i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights

and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh

cons of this plan:

i do not know any genies

ipromptography

four absolute bastards

puppetmaster55

Svance but instead of a sad end it’s a happy end where Sven, after having met Lance, is now super determined to meet the Lance of his reality

He’s utterly delighted when he eventually crosses paths with ace fighter pilot Lance and immediately asks him out on a date. The fact that they’re in the middle of a firefight is irrelevant

hanatsuki89

“The Queen and the Knight” (Lunafreya’s dress is a mix between her Kingsglaive outfit, a gown by Saiid Kobeisy’s 2015 collection and a gorgeous Queen Luna cosplayer that I met at Pomtropolis)

beraligatr

describing my warlock pact like

spicymemesociety

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

I like Marie Kondo because I’m so used to all the rhetoric around “decluttering” or “tidying up” being about how it’s somehow immoral to own things and that we need to burn our possessions and all live in sterile minimalist Hell in a plain white apartment with a deck chair and one potted plant.

So I like hearing the tidy lady tell me that yes I should live in a hovel with a bunch of linguistics books and dragon statues and here are some ways to keep the hovel clean and orderly while I lurk in it.

It’s so refreshing.

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

All the other home decor people: “Kitschy nerd shit is a waste of space and you’re gonna get your soul devoured by a chaos dragon or some shit if you don’t get rid of all of it right now.”

Marie Kondo: “See, if you organize the kitchen in this way, you can display these Khorn Berzerker miniatures far more prominently.”