SIDELINED SOUL

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[beadyeyes]

does any one else think it should be easier

[taykoutmccleod]

clap if it should be easier!

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[captainobviois]

Training my parents to be funnier

[captainobviois]

[neotrances-deactivated]

i keep thinking about this picture like the pure cunt of it all shakes me

[acesbadposts]

[sovietnam]

[cannibalchicken]

[beardedmrbean]

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[randomencounters]

Place: the Forest of Salami

[sixthrock]

[ashstfu]

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

[escuerzoresucitado]

[girlbossjodiarias]

#all they serve is cunt

[awesomesaucetodd]

[the-big-mood]

[hobbies306540111]

Scream

[dr-retard]

"I completely changed the recipe and it turned bad. This means the recipe is bad. Two stars."

[mobiused]

[saintdollyparton]

It’s like Natasha Bedingfield said… release your inner bitches or whatever.

[dabli0]

[wwwwyamd]

[interstitties101]