me and my pointy hat

im a siffrin fictive lol. 20s, he/they/big/hat. main is @cabbagecrunt

[siffaroni]

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[pinniposting]

dont talk to me..

via

[peach-pot]

voted “guy most akin to a well-behaved dog at the function” third year in a row.

[hustlerose]

do you want to come over and care about me

[theleoisallinthemind]

Crinoid stems and stars including a 6 pointed pentacrites and a pyritised ammonte

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[orionis13]

Yes I made this joke every time I got a scissors combo and yes it was funny every time (happy isatversary!!!)

[narutwitter]

[scribblsofyggdrasyl]

siffrin post

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[oncce-againn]

the intimacy of feeling safe enough to be vulnerable

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[thediscossessed]

No matter how many times I self-sabotage I WILL succeed!!!!

[unusual-suspects]

x

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.