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ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

redstonedust

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

Every one of my other socials has constantly updated to my current hyperfixations. Tumblr has not. How many HSR posts do I have to like to get literally any amount of HSR on my feed.

#its infested with bsd #i just want pretty hsr men on my home page

redstonedust

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

tealeaf-master

His youthful bangs were so cute. I miss them sometimes…

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Idk why but this just reminds me of Ashveil from HSR 😭

sskk-manifesto

riolone-moon

Kunizai Week, day 3: (Clothes) Swap

For @kunizaiweek

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Idk how to explain it but Kunikida looks bald without the glasses

uwillneverknowwho

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

sskk-manifesto

OMG THE REFERENCE TO CHAPTER 29. THAT'S SO CUTEEEEE

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OH MY GOD POOR TACHIHARA WHEN WAS THIS??!! I DONT REMEMBER THIS MY POOR BOY

trynottodrown

meglyman

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

bugcthulhu

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

blue-bower

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

batchygyo

i cant control my hand suddenly

dragon-wolfie

i am legally obliged to reblog this every time i see it

cowboy-garfield

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

pancakeke

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

yebyyhfushi

Do you ever just procrastinate the main story of a game and end up exploring almost half of the map on the opposite side of where you’re supposed to be?

Yes LOL hsr and afk journey i just forget abt the main story bcs im too busy exploring the whole map

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Real, cause I unlocked the entirety of Fontaine, Nod-Krai, and the fucking Moon in Genshin. I have not started the Liyue quest.

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So I was playing Genshin and decided to see how far I could get into summer event thingie or whatever before its over and JESUS CHRIST WRIOTHESLEY HAS THE MOST BOOB THAN ANY OTHER MAN IN GENSHIN, only man I’ve seen with more boob is Barbatos 😭

LMAO

Barbatos has the largest breasts.

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Fr, Wriothesley is the second largest, though. Both of them have the largest boobs I’ve ever seen, on man or woman.

yebyyhfushi

I propose an Ophir hc.

When Ophir first landed on earth they wouldn’t know the meaning of most words.

So what if they listened to stuff like Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead, and then when they learned what everything meant they were HORRIFIED at it

LOLL pretty canon ngl...They listen to the radio, so Ophir has definitely been shocked by some of the songs

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HOORAYYYY ITS CLOSE TO CANONNNNN