Doggy. Just Doggy.

A bunch of random stuff, sometimes including drawings! I’m an adult. PFP by@DourbleDoodles

[darkesttimelinesblog]

You know it’s serious when hundreds of beavers is begging you to see the day the earth blew up.

Which you should, right now!!!

[pagemaker]

I "can't" draw, I said to myself.

‎Sketch I made on October ‎29, ‎2024

[mesopelagic]

time sensitive question how flirt boy

[mesopelagic]

thanks guys

[ferrettoy]

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

[elamimax]

First, you need to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village.

[prokopetz]

I've seen some unhinged complaints in Steam reviews before, but I just ran into one that gave a game which contains no dialogue the thumbs down purely on the basis that it doesn't have voice acting.

[glowing-disciple]

Here’s my all time favorite Steam review

[i-can-bench-220]

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[hubblegleeflower]

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

[thenewborndeity]

Oh ok. Childhood memory unlocked.

When i was a little kid, i had a "4d puzzle" of new york city.

You built the cardboard jigsaw base, then the foam island, and then you had plastic buildings and bridges.

And it had instructions to place the buildings in chronological order, as well as a timeline, hence "4d".

And i just fucking remembered. In 2001 on the timeline a step was "remove buildings #xx and #xy (World Trade Centers)" with no other explanation.

And as a kid i had no clue what that meant, but looking back on it my puzzle really just told me "alright kid, do a 9/11" and i, age 5, went along with it.

[thenewborndeity]

Congrats on having by far the funniest tags on this post so far.

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[triskeleaficionado]

UC or ER?

[ruffboi-mags]

not even kidding, this is great.

[martinkhall]

I warned you about the stairs bro.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Whoever did this should be hurt

[pain-in-the-riri]

NO YOU ARE ALL WRONG THIS IS INCREDIBLE

You're telling me the mail service is handing you this highly accessible Akira Toriyama-esque piece of gold and you're spitting in their faces?!?!

Not only that, they have more cargo space for mail, have a larger front front windshield so they'll be able to see better as they drive, and they're electric!

Plus, you know how old the previous trucks were? Half of em didn't have A/C.

I'm glad they're investing in the postal service, especially considering they've been trying to nerf it for years now and pushing us to use private delivery companies that are worse and for-profit.

In fact I want MORE cars that look like this! I hope every car in the future looks like this!

Why hate on this lil guy when Tesla is right there to hate on? My poor lil guy ;(

[salvia-plathitudes]

[yeomanrand]

Ok, like.

*they designed it for the extremes, not the averages.*

Do you all know how RARE that is?

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Im 6'5". I know.

[garaks-padded-bra]

I fucked up

[garaks-padded-bra]

yes, you may think this happened because i left the can in the freezer overnight, only to abruptly awaken to a blast that shook my home,But I am a man of science and am not so easily convinced by such claims. Not when so many other factors were at play. The only logical thing to do is to repeat the conditions of the experiment two more times to ensure reliability and detect outliers. My hypothesis is that this one wont explode

[garaks-padded-bra]

GOOD HEAVENS

[garaks-padded-bra]

I wanted everyone to think im a cool and fun summer guy:(

but obviously i am just a stupid smelly scientist… back to the laboratory i guess..

[garaks-padded-bra]

Perhaps one more try… in the name of scientific integrity…..

[garaks-padded-bra]

GOOD HEAVENS

[barladera]

(too) Big Bad Wolf

[kiwifroggs]

More quick lazy doodle art, but of my fursona this time

[yorozumarugallery]

COMMISSION WORK

https://skeb.jp/@yorozu1217

[everythingfox]

(via)

[pupucino]

follow your dreams at a sustainable pace