[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[spoogliedoo]

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

ok next year i have got to get normal

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

Your man has 4 cavities he's not doing shit about. He hasn't been to the dentist since the last appointment his parents made for him in high school. Your man's dental health is gonna continue on like this. He's a bad long term investment. Not me.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Ya man got tonsil stones the size of corn kernels that he calls his "lil milkies"

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

His tonsils are always inflamed. Snores louder than god, apneic as hell. He's a time bomb, girl. You know damn well he's not gonna see a doctor either, until your child is well into middle school. He'll feel a pain in his arm one day and that's it. Then where will you be? Sitting on a mortgage you can't afford? With a kid to provide for?

This can all be avoided. You can't change him girl, but you can leave him. My Honda Pilot is outside.

[memecucker]

huh i wonder if the CIA took any offense at Kennedy saying that

[sharper-and-bigger]

[jayce]

[byjove]

[neotrances-deactivated]

[electroprod]

tom and jerry is so evil they just torture that cat for no reason that rat deserves to be slain

[freakspotting]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[shivroy]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

ah...yes...before you buy these perc 30s you must complete the "Myers brigs" questionnaire

[campyvillain]

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

[campyvillain]

disclaimer i have never seen this movie I just think the soul of this guy possessed me

[campyvillain]

disclaimer revoked i just watched this movie and this was dead on

[vympr]

when i was 14 i had a crush on the character Junior Soprano from Sopranos. I even started walking around with thick fuckin glasses and a beret and acting like a 70-years old mobster

thid is making me sob uncontrollably

[balzabul]

[truckpussy]

[kadenjwdraws]

saw this shitty comic in a dream and had to draw it. scrummy

[spritespi]

there should be a club for divorced men to have bad sex with each other

[johnbitchsociety]