mad at thedas @sikri - Tumblr Blog

Left for a week and almost missed the historic event of Tumblr Sexyman Final Voting.

(In case it's not obvious to everybody, this is an edit; "they pay me in woims" is the punchline from a different Nancy comic. The original punchline to this one is also funny:)

the-real-seebs

that makes a lot more sense

but the edit is a solid comic

radiofreederry

Sounds hot

thatgoblinjess

adventureo

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

rockergiirl

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

ydotome

Senshi the Elf - Dungeon Meshi - Episode 24

sabertoothwalrus

he's always like this wdym

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

furry-fey

just gonna leave these here

furry-fey

oh and this fan art

1 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7123389]

2 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7204896]

jackson-imbecille

Guys if senshi wins sabertoothwalrus is drawing free nsfw of him.

sabertoothwalrus

I’ve already drawn it 🤓

I’ll only post the full uncensored version on my sideblog @velocistraptor if Senshi wins, though 👀

#VOTE SENSHI

muddypolitics

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

klapollo

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

triplehamburgerjack

Their other brand is EARTHBOUND ORGANICS!!!

bigbarabelly

Chilaios tmpreg birth com for anon!!!

Full under the cut and uncensored on twt here

https://x.com/bigbarabelly/status/1787362238283563027?s=61&t=GRyjlZaXZ2seAHwga0IDGQ

theoldcrane

pangur-and-grim

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

pangur-and-grim