i fucking love these guys
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shark vs the universe
Jules of Nature
Cosimo Galluzzi
almost home
taylor price
trying on a metaphor
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
will byers stan first human second
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Andulka

Discoholic 🪩
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosmic Funnies

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@silence--is--violent
i fucking love these guys
Mattys snapchat
03/04/2016
Like all joking aside if the Gotham writers kill Jerome again I’m suing those assholes for full custody
Petition for ya’ll to stop sleeping on Palaye Royale
just gonna leave this here.
has this been done yet
Agshahahahahahaha
Hummingbirds Pack A Colorful Punch
Important discoveries being made over here.
oh my god😂
longlifebrooke
[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]
Has science gone too far
bill skarsgård ‒ simon and the oaks. (2011)
Fuck me up fam
Diego Luna for Estilo DF Magazine
Me w ppl I don’t have a crush on: babe, baby, hun, dear, love, light of my life Me w ppl I have a crush on: pleased to make your acquaintance good sir, my good colleague.
Emma Watson © Bernardo Doral // Elle Spain
me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who's sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]
toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]
mom: what?
toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]
dad: you gotta speak up, bud
toddler, at full volume: FUCK.
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”