[sleepy-bebby]

He was a sk8r boi

He said, "See you later, boy"

[mystrothedefender]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[silentbutalwayswatching]

Was watching the Artemis landing yesterday bc they were too far off the coast to see with my eyeballs and I get how they felt in ‘69 now

[ath3alin]

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

[silentbutalwayswatching]

I didn’t die btw I’ve been chugging along on my writing blog @monsterslovingmen (be warned it’s nsfw and you WILL learn more about me than u know now) but I will be continuing to pop in every now and then ily all

[cadaverjuices]

smile dawgy

its ok dw he didnt break in hes ur little puppy baby

[cadaverjuices]

since ppl r enjoying this heres my creepypasta aus smiledog.

my smiles is notably BOTH a dog AND a demon, which is important bcuz its not like hes humanoid whatsoever. he has intelligence equal to a human, capable of reasoning, complex thought, and problem solving, and is also able to talk; but hes still a dog.

this means he enjoys Regular Dog Stuff, and it also informs certain parts of his character. he likes playing games like fetch, finding big sticks, getting a bad itch scratched, smelly dead stuff, and chewing on bones - just like a normal dog would! just... with a bit more malice as well LMAO

he also has a soft spot for youths who either dont realize hes a big scary demon dog, or like him BECAUSE hes a big scary demon dog. if a child approached him treating him like a regular dog, he would play along! bcuz he enjoys the affection/attention, and also finds it funny how easy it would be to hurt them.

and when i say hes still a dog, i mean like... he is also an actual dog. the breed stuff is genuine, in my au he is actually a mutt with alaskan malamute/akbash/kuvasz/border collie and just... general spitz sledder blood.

it is DEEPLY tied to how he looks and i would explain but its kind of boring, HOWEVER! i will note that three of those breeds means hes HUGE for a dog.

[lustcannibalism]

they don’t tell you this, but loneliness is a knife that keeps finding you in the form of watching a father spend time with his kid, your friend laughing louder with someone else and standing in front of a grave that you should be the one in.

[cryptidfuckery]

Not my pig not my farm not my circus not my monkeys not my horse not my stable not my ants not my hill not my geese not my pond not my toad not my stool not my bird not my nest not my log not my bugs not my sink not my dishes. Where am i

[10-4ward]

Pleased to see we all had the same thought

[cryptidfuckery]

I've been byrned

[machinot]

🩻 Male-Fujoshi Kill

hey guys, anyone else get a weird popup in tumblr about being automatically enrolled in a new beta program? It’s weird it doesn’t explain what it is

[xanaxfarts]

I Spy: Merry Christmas (2007) set design + photography: Walter Wick

[silentbutalwayswatching]

Last night while drifting off I came to the conclusion that I was in fact, an actor, and achieved this by playing a character named Tank Hathowitch but ONLY when I’m trying to fall asleep

[argentinasexogay]

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

[q-soc-official]

A long distance friend is a kind of dead wife

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[argent-sz]

[bananonbinary]

havent you ever heard not to bite the hand that adds the garlic

[hungwy]

as you know one of the problems of english is that you can't capitalize "I" for emphasis because it's already capitalized

[silentbutalwayswatching]

Unironically will be posting when I lose Whamageddon this year

[silentbutalwayswatching]

I DIDNT MAKE IT A DAMN DAY, IM OUT

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago