banana bread

they/them. 20s.

[crap-userrname16]

[not-available-for-comment]

Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

[my-dads-a-lawyer]

Streetwear 🫳🫳🫳

[natyugho]

bath time

[sagrogostuff]

[jewfrogs]

if you like puzzles and mysteries and weird browser games you should play type help. play type help now play type help for free and easy and online easy play good game now

[jewfrogs]

its being remastered and released on steam as the incident at galley house on july 14 but you should play this one first. play type help. surely you will not regret playing type help

[chrysa3tos]

this is for my good friend @kayr0ss who opened my eyes to zoerumi with her incredible fics <33

[elizaisdunn]

₊˚⊹⋆ ˙◠˙⊹₊⟡⋆

tfw you realize killing isn’t the answer and your cousin was lowk right

edit: prints available here!!!

[malotte00]

[pvrrhadve]

[userfish]

which of my most Californian/west coast takes is the worst

in n out > shake shack & five guys

burritos should have rice in them

new york media bias is destroying this country

the Pacific Ocean is infinitely better than the Atlantic

sunsets are prettier than sunrises

dungeness crab is the best crab

Voting ended onJun 30

[princington]

kissed out

[princington]

tee three

[luna-azzurra]

Real thing that changed how i write: I started asking "what does this character think is wrong with them" and separately "what is actually wrong with them." Those two things are almost never the same. She thinks she's too much. She's actually terrified of being too little. He thinks he's bad at commitment. He's actually just never met someone he trusted enough. The gap between their diagnosis of themselves and the real thing, that's your character arc right there. you don't have to explain it. just write both.

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[silentsockfeet]

supergirl movie was so beyond disappointing i’m so pissed

[peniswizard69]

Nona the Ninth says important things like "even in the cruelest most broken world love can still matter" and "righteous fury is still fury and can be so destructive" and "mass suicide cancelled I forgot there was a dog"

[unicyclehippo]

rumi starts saying kill ten billion demons jutsu during their fights & “believe it!!” & Zoeys like ok u have to be so real with me rumi are u watching Naruto when u sneak off to brood & rumis like…….maybe. & then at like 1:03 am she sends a pic to the group chat of the ninja team & it’s Naruto zoey, sasuke rumi, sakura mira & mira IMMEDIATELY responds when she wakes up she’s like BC I HAVE PINK HAIR? bullshit. make me sasuke & rumi in her mind is like. this is bullshit I can’t explain the whole sharigan & demon shit . n rumi is like. no it’s me & zoeys like miraaaaa it’s bc of mine & rumis obvious sexual tension & rumis like………yeah that’s why

[unicyclehippo]

WAIT SHIT I FORGOT THE WHOLE THING IS NARUTO BIG DEMON

[unicyclehippo]

fox spirit whatever. anyway changed my mind Rumi naruto, zoey sasuke, mira Sakura & then the above convo is the same except zoey n mira are bickering over who gets to be sasuke & then mira is like sigh this is easily fixed. rumi is Sakura im naruto & zoey is sasuke

rumi cannot explain the demon stuff & so she sulks for daaaaaays about it

[unicyclehippo]

ok but after the reveal zoey resurrects the argument & she’s like ok so. rumi naruto for obvious reasons (THANK you zoey. FINALLY.) & mira is sasuke bc she wishes she could kill her whole village (wouldn’t that make me sasuke’s big brother what’s his face) & then IM sakura & i refuse to hear anymore arguments about it

anyway they go as the trio for Halloween one year & beg Celine to dress up with them & I can’t decide if she just put on one of the headbands or if she goes all out . Mira tells her that rumi is going as naruto & so she dresses up as like. the hokage or smth & rumi is like. why is ur costume better than mine & miras like. bc she’s richer than god. & bc I helped her. & rumis like WHY DIDNT YOU HELP ME??? I ASKED YOU A LOT? I WENT DOWN ON U FOR LIKE TWO HOURS???? & Mira’s like we both know that was more fun for you

[unicyclehippo]

celines like. I DIDNt know that & I wish I still did not

[unicyclehippo]

the HUGE whiteboard where zoey explains the whole situation to celine (rumi = naruto because orphan, bonded to a demon, sweetheart) (sasuke - brooding, hot, gay) (sakura - underestimated, whatever, I don’t rmbr that much about her , healer? anger issues? waaaaajt mira u legit might be sakura??) gets leaked like SUPER blurry in the background of smth else & naturally all the fans are all over it & basically make the connection now between the demon stuff & rumi being “half demon” & it spirals bc they’re like omg everyone they’re leaning hard into the huntrx verse what do u think it means for rumi

& everyone’s like RUMI COMING OUT ?? but no one will agree as to WHAT bc it literally says “super gay” on the whiteboard so demon can’t be short hand for queer? unless it maybe is supposed to mean trans? but then their whole discography is suddenly suuuuper transphobic which seems not to fit with them being extremely trans positive all the time so the fans are stumped trying to figure it out & basically they decide that it’s about metaphorical demons like depression

so rumi is like. face down on the carpet like. our fans think im gay & depressed

& mira doesn’t bother looking up from her magazine she’s like you ARE gay & depressed

& zoey snaps a photo crouched next to rumi (still facedown on the carpet) & does a peace sign & posts it like. rumi being gay & depressed lol

anyway the fan war is appeased now that they know #queen rumi #gay & depressed

[butteredtoastcrumbs]

This made me laugh!