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Tantrum hole
Waste pipe for the cream cheese frosting factory
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
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Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
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ok heres him. the potato guy or something idk i didnt watch this one
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As much as I love Reeve, for the story and plot it is very important that he is separate from the rest of the group. Still, I think it causes him to get forgotten when people think about Avalanche. So I’m starting a petition for squenix to put Reece’s live reaction to everything in the corner of the screen like he’s a YouTuber
Imagine Eva Stratt years after sending her favorite guy to boss around to space. Getting the logs and recordings and finding out that her guy made first contact with sapient alien life and it IMMEDIATELY started bossing him around too. Like what if you surrendered your dog and it got adopted by an alien instantly. Happened to my girl Eva Stratt
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I thought my mom died and then I found out that she hadn't and I'm still really upset about it. I was so happy and at peace when I thought she was dead. But she is alive and still the same horrible person with the same horrible attitude. I miss the few months of true freedom I had.
Around the same time I thought she died I found out that another abuser of mine was dead and was happy about both. Now that my mom is basically back from the grave, I am incredibly paranoid that the other abuser is also not dead but just pretending to be dead. I don't know how to confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is dead.
I was free. Now I'm even more aware of these people than before I thought they were dead. Shit is scary as hell
First off: as someone who has gone no-contact AND lost a shitty parent, death is basically just a universe-enforced restraining order, so the good news is that as long as you control your mom's ability to access you, there's really nothing wrong with going on pretending she's dead. It's not as reassuring, sure, but it's also not against the law.
Second- and if it seems I'm being flippant I apologize, this is serious and I speak lightly so it doesn't ruin your day- funerals are goddamn expensive. Headstones are goddamn expensive, and cemeteries have a lot of paperwork and strict oversight.
I say this because if you want to reassure yourself that a dead abuser IS dead, you could probably ask around and see if you can find an obituary or something, or a grave, or even an urn or something kicking around with their ashes in it (you don't need to open it, urns are also expensive). I don't know your dead abuser's deal, but most assholes I know don't part with their money easily and would not go to the lengths of paying for Death services just to fake their death and fuck with their victims.
Most abusers I know don't think about their victims enough to *plan* anything, honestly- the abuse seems to be a symptom of their thoughtlessness rather than their passion for inflicting torment. But again, I don't know your life.
And this sounds kinda nutty, but if you really need to I suppose as a last resort you could phone around to nearby funeral homes and ask if they had the dipshit. Distant relations and confused friends call around a lot, so it wouldn't be weird to call to see if a funeral already happened or if it's the right place. They may not tell you unless you're immediate family, though.
Third.... no advice or solutions on this one, just wanna validate that this sounds like it sucks ass and I'd be pretty fucked up about it if it were me.
If it helps at all, she ain't gonna live forever, so you *are* going to be able to celebrate twice. Not often that happens. It'll be a fun anecdote once she does finally kick it
Once I was doing fieldwork with someone from Europe and said “careful, there’s a rattlesnake over there.” And she rushed over like I’d said there was a quetzal.
I said “Ma’am please, we’re three hours from a hospital!” and she said
1.) I don’t understand how that can be
2.) But I’ve never done fieldwork from a car before (!!!) so I’ll take your word for it.
3.) Did you just call me ma’am? Like a cowboy?
We drove through the Los Angeles megacity together — and at one point were stuck in traffic.
“Heeeey”, she said, like someone gently broaching a topic I should have noticed, “Why does the lane next to us have diamond shaped symbols on it?”
That is! A subtle and friendly way of asking why we’re sitting in traffic when there’s a carpool lane Right There! I laughed and pulled into the lane and started driving.
Unfortunately. That isn’t what she was implying, she was genuinely asking. So we were stuck in traffic, she asked about what was clearly a breakdown or emergency access lane, and I laughed and started driving in it. She was Alarmed.
“Hello! Excuse me! We can’t drive in this lane! No one else is driving in this lane!!”
“Oh! I should have said — this lane is for people with more than one person in their car.”
“That is RIDICULOUS. You are lying. You are lying about what this lane is for and we’ll get arrested! (ma’am it’s fine but if it weren’t it would be more of a “ticket” situation) we’ll get a “ticket”! (Ma’am again it’s fine but were it not I alone would get the ticket) because that IS NOT the purpose of this lane. That is a RIDICULOUS lie.”
“I’m sorry, I should have said — I thought you were being subtle about my oversight. Please observe the carpool sign.”
“I don’t know what a carpool is and I don’t believe you.”
“How about you look at all the cars stuck in traffic and see how many have more than one driver, and if there are at least five I’ll get back into the traffic jam.”
“FINE!”
<a pause>
(With dawning horror) “none of these cars have more than one person in them.”
“I know.”
“None of these cars have more than one person!!”
“If you weren’t here I’d be right there with them.”
“OK but there was no train to where we needed to go.”
“There’s no train to where they needed to go either.”
“HOW.”
Later that day:
“I know McDonalds and Burger King sell Burgers, but what does Wendy’s sell?”
“Burgers”
“And Sonic?”
“Burgers.”
“Jack in the Box?”
“Burgers.”
“In’n’Out?”
“Look, It’s burgers all the way down.”
She hopped off a plane, went camping on Catalina with her husband and his lab, and then I showed her a rattlesnake, dragged her through heavy brush, took her (food) shopping in Beverly Hills, illustrated American car dependency and love of burger, and threatened to shoot someone trying to break into our hotel room. (I did not have a gun) She speed-ran the US American experience in eight days.
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maaaaaan you can't SAY it's a placebo you'll compromise the integrity of your findings
false! you can tell people they are getting a placebo and it still has an effect. [1, 2] happy placeboing!
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we'd need a MASSIVE ball of yarn though
do yall want out of the torment nexus or nah