SillyDzaan

they/she bisexual fem NB I love lots of video games, Magic the Gathering, and many animals

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[wasteofprotons]

kiss your local dragon. passionately.

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[idolomantises]

Something really needs to be said about the amount of queer shows with queer fandoms that are weirdly apathetic towards racism and misogyny.

[default-cube]

reblog to tell prev she's a good girl

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[dreadwedge]

Secret to my success? I do a yearly meetup in the Denver airport with 40 of my closest friends where we basically just eat smashburger and vibe. None of even us live in Colorado; we call it layover con. We all live in different spots so it’s the only time we get to see each other. Everybody books a trip to visit their moms with a connecting flight in Denver and we just take over the food court for a day and then go out separate ways. It’s like a two for one of trip because you have to visit your moms anyways.

The trick is to book two redeye flights a day apart. You just sleep on the first plane and then stay awake for 18 hours partying at the airport just riding the moving walkways back and forth with your boys and then sleep again on the second plane. The moms don’t even have to know.

The airport is like a little city where the party never stops. We even have some weed stashed in the false ceiling of an indoor pet relief area. You can just spread out on the fake grass in there and talk about life and sometimes you even get to see a dog. We made friends with this TSA girl who is honestly really chill and she helps us smuggle the drugs in. Sometimes she even lets us play with the confiscated knives and shit if we promise to give them back.

[dreadwedge]

People keep responding to this saying it’s fake because “nobody has 40 friends” but they have no problem with the rest of the details. From this data I can extrapolate that everybody on this website knows like 3 people max but at least one of them is a chill knifeplay TSA girl.

[heydocverdant]

robot anatomy (pt 1)

[heydocverdant]

robot anatomy (pt 2)

[prokopetz]

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

[prokopetz]

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[ashenmind]

messed up that eyes are kinda the only body part it’s acceptable to get lost in

[ashenmind]

getting lost in her mouth

[1969chevycamaro]

*opens up my map while in the kidneys* What in the fuck does any of this mean?

[ashenmind]

you can’t park there

[virtualgirladvance]

[vrumblr]

I googled this because I was curious and it’s an as yet to be released game on Steam called Vampire Syndicate: Gangs of Moonfall and yeah, there is straight up cyber cocksucking in the previews, but it is also gorgeous?

Like

This shit looks boss

There’s a full character creator with backstories and stuff. It’s a full RPG. Just with fucking

[spamtown-usa]

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