YOUR MOM??💀?💀💀

stanley :]]]]] {he/it} {lesbian} so to god who made this man, you better have one hell of a plan!

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Im a professional sweetheart

[sillyvampirestan]

cat in the hat (2003) is the worst movie i can rewatch so many times

[sillyvampirestan]

i dont know anything about elden ring but i think malenia is actually of the most beautiful designs ive ever seen

[ndnbutch]

how can I as a white person redeem myself of the original sin of my races privilege and subjugation of others and the world should I just die

Probably not by sending me shit like this, bud. Damn.

[ahasiw-okitowin]

Blow up a chik fil a

[ndnbutch]

This is the correct answer btw ☝️

[wowthwtslame]

dont forget

[sillyvampirestan]

watching someone beat undertale true pacifist for the first time is so beautiful thank you tiktok for recommending the live

[theehorsepusssy]

[queer-ragnelle]

“This story is so gay!”

“Is it gay or is it misogynistic?”

They don’t understand.

I explain that often times women and girls are excluded from stories in favor of a predominantly male cast because the author doesn’t value female narrative contributions nor considers them worthy of character development in their own rights independent of the men, so the result isn’t uplifting male relationships with romantic intentions, but simply sexist writing in its most basic form.

They assure me it’s a good story.

Look inside.

It’s misogynistic.

[bucksbeagle]

people are so allergic to the concept of just saying “i don’t like this” instead of making up incoherent arguments as to why you don’t like it / why it doesn’t work. you can just say you don’t like something. not every opinion needs to go to trial.

[captain-price-returns]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[mino2aur]

[sillyvampirestan]

everytime you misgender the roaring knight an angel loses its wings.

[sillyvampirestan]

STOP MISGENDERING THE KNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! IT GOES BY THEY/IT PRONOUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[troublepunk-ldn]

i am 100% convinced that mobile phone/ social media bans for under 16s are an attempt to remove kids and teens from public life. this is not protecting kids this is locking them in houses with no escape from their abusers. the world is so hostile to teenagers rn

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from