6/26/16

Emily, 19, NJ

[emmilions]

[amorverde]

i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle of cîroc 

[emmersdrawberry]

chaotic neutral mom friend

[memesandlaughs]

[heydayna]

trying to look hot when you’re drunk

[ahev]

looks like you’re in a pickle

[switchingtogeico]

hi an age gap of 25-30 is NOT the same as an age gap of 15-20 thank u for coming to my ted talk

[anshelinasholie]

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

[ninejuice3669]

suck my dick, apple

[beefmilkthings]

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

[relahvant]

[normalwizard]

[unclefather]

[awwww-cute]

Got a new pillow for the chair

[combeferret]

KITS ARE NOT FOR SITS!!!

[feedmerightmeow]

When he gets in the tub, sometimes he purrs so loud that the shampoo bottles fall over.

[antlersout]

True power

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

i don’t post. i secrete.

[windowz97]

Good secretion op

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[damianwaynesuggestions]

Friendly reminder that if your furry friends get scared In thunderstorms you should try and comfort them or better yet get them a thunder coat, or just hug them really tight, whatever you do remember that they have feelings too and if you can help them, do.

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i thought this post was about furries and i’m fucking sobbing

[darkmoron]

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

[jaspertheshark]

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[roseseafoam]