xx

- kitty - -

[dappermouth]

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

[escuerzoresucitado]

[plants4]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeeching

[ironpour]

[pangur-and-grim]

I don’t think my neighbours have noticed the change because all black chickens must look identical to them, but there…..uh, certainly has been a shift in morphology from Yennefer to Wormbecca

[nobleplaidypus]

I was struggling to pinpoint what wormbecca’s Shape reminded me of but then I figured it out

[quaculaarchive]

what the fuck is wrong with uou why would you say that

[horrorofthebeast]

SHE KILLT SQUEAKY

[teathattast]

[evilvillain123456789]

A woman’s vagina should smell like copper, iron, or rust

A man’s vagina should smell of lobster bisque, campbells soup, or basketball leathers

A woman’s penis should smell of hydrogen sulfide, gasoline, or grandmas house

A man’s penis smells of yeast.

[arandomthot]

[caviria]

[chohunki]

kuroo doodle 

[ostolero]

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

i dont need a fucking camera to hold my hand while i backup im not a pussy

[ebaybumpstock]

i dont even have a rearview mirror i just decide when to back out based on the vibe

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

kiss me

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

17 days remain

[parkore]

whoever voiced leon for the resident evil dbd chapter is literally going to hell for this

[parkore]

[thatisjacob]

Telekinetic battle

[thesecretuncle]

It’s clear who is winning