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((boo))
((is this blog dead?
or was it never alive to begin with?????
is a mystery))
((Hey, all. Temporarily reviving this blog to kinda... vent, I guess?
So, a lot of you probably know that we lost someone recently. @askrustynail was a good guy. I didnât know him. I spoke with him once or twice to recommend a friendâs blog for a drink.
Itâs weird how the loss of someone you barely know, who you only know through shared acquaintances, can affect you. Yet I feel this. I feel for his friends and loved ones.
Iâm not able to drink alcohol, but if I could, Iâd drink to Rustyâs memory.))
((might try doing some writing for this guy. send in asks, please.))
Silver Tongue Family Tree, Part 1
Plat Aluminium, the Former Heiress
And forgive me for not doing fancy formatting for these.
Silver Tongueâs mother, Plat Aluminium, was the daughter of a wealthy family from the land of Prance. Her great-grandfather had personally worked as a smithy and metallurgist for none other than Neighpoleon (Because the pun pretty much writes itself.)
Keep reading
((for anyone still interested in this here horse))
âSilver Tongue here. A lot of you are probably wondering where Iâve been.
âWell, I certainly wasnât in jail. That much is obvious. Thereâs no way Iâd be arrested more than three times in a year.
âNope. I was actually in Alpacapulco, having amazing sex and even more amazing drinks. And I made a million bits.
âThat last part is actually true.â
((Friendly reminder that this blog still exists and Silver Tongue is still a horse.))
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FOR THE SAFETY OF YOURSELF AND OTHER LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA, PLEASE CONTACT SPECIAL AGENT PUZZLE PEACE IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF SILVER TONGUE (ALIAS, FOOLâS GOLD; ALIAS, HAPENNY; ALIAS, OLD TRICKY DICK) OR ANY OF HIS KNOWN CRIMINAL ASSOCIATES.
STAY SAFE!
LOVE, THE POLICE
Mod: Call for asks! Send in any questions or information you have so we can keep this storyline going!
Pssst. I know where Silver Tongue is. *Whisper whisper*
Dear citizen,
Thank you very much for your attempt(?) at informing us about the whereabouts of wanted criminal Silver Tongue (Alias, âOld Man Two-Teethâ).
However, you didnât actually tell us anything. You just wrote â*Whisper whisper*â. Is this some sort of new, hip club? Is it an archaic riddle?
Is this some sort of crank call? Er, ask.
Regardless, thank you for attempting to do something, I guess!
Signed,Inspector Puzzle Peace
PSA
Crimes are still considered illegal in most parts of Equestria! One of these crimes, aiding and abetting, is on the rise.
Whatâs aiding and abetting? Itâs a cool way of talking about an uncool crime. Aiding and abetting involves helping a bad dude avoid getting arrested by the police.
For a log of young dude kids, this might seem âcoolâ and âradâ. By helping a criminal, itâs like getting close to crime without actually doing anything wrong!
But this is not âhipâ or âawesomeâ. It is âuncoolâ and âbogusâ. A crime is a crime. Donât do the crime.Â
I mean time.
Shit.
A PSA FROM THE EQUESTRIANÂ âHEY TEENS! DONâT DO CRIMES!â COALITION.
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FOR THE SAFETY OF YOURSELF AND OTHER LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA, PLEASE CONTACT SPECIAL AGENT PUZZLE PEACE IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF SILVER TONGUE (ALIAS, FOOLâS GOLD; ALIAS, HAPENNY; ALIAS, OLD TRICKY DICK) OR ANY OF HIS KNOWN CRIMINAL ASSOCIATES.
STAY SAFE!
LOVE, THE POLICE
Mod: Call for asks! Send in any questions or information you have so we can keep this storyline going!
IMPORTANT UPDATE
As you may recall, we here at the Equestrian Royal Investigation Bureau have been asking for anypony with information regarding the whereabouts of Silver Tongue (Alias, âCaptain Smoothâ), a con artist and thief currently wanted for multiple counts of larceny.
Last night, an informant named Smart Mouth (Who wishes to remain anonymous) came to us with information on Silver Tongueâs current activates. Below is a transcript of what we were told:
âYeah, I know him [Silver Tongue]. I didnât know him very well, but I worked with him on occasion. Not illegally, though. Everything was strictly legal, and good⊠and Iâve never killed anyone. Not once.
âNow, when I first met him [Silver Tongue], he was going by the name of âPicket Paintâ. He was younger back then. So was I. Everyone else was, too, except for my cousin⊠[he] talked me into giving him some information on a job. A legal job. He didnât hustle a casino.
âLast time I saw him, I was working at this clubâ and not a front for a hamburger-smuggling operationâ he comes in with this kid, and he says âSmart Mouthâ, he says, âSmart Mouth, whereâs my money?â
âSo I give him the bits I owe him. Then, he has the nerve to point out that I gave him fake money. Like Iâm made of bits? We got into a shouting match, some harsh words were exchanged; the kind of thing that happens between legitimate businessponies. Then he left.â
[âŠ]
âNo, I donât actually know where he is. I just heard there was a reward. Can I get paid now?â
Judging by this anonymous testimony from Smart Mouth, who currently resides in Manehattanâs theater district, we have come to the conclusion that Silver Tongue is travelling with a child or child-like entity.
Once again, if you have any information pertaining to this case, please contact your local law enforcement, or e-mail us on our internet web.
â Inspector Puzzle Peace
IMPORTANT UPDATE
As you may recall, we here at the Equestrian Royal Investigation Bureau have been asking for anypony with information regarding the whereabouts of Silver Tongue (Alias, âCaptain Smoothâ), a con artist and thief currently wanted for multiple counts of larceny.
Last night, an informant named Smart Mouth (Who wishes to remain anonymous) came to us with information on Silver Tongueâs current activates. Below is a transcript of what we were told:
âYeah, I know him [Silver Tongue]. I didnât know him very well, but I worked with him on occasion. Not illegally, though. Everything was strictly legal, and good... and Iâve never killed anyone. Not once.
âNow, when I first met him [Silver Tongue], he was going by the name of âPicket Paintâ. He was younger back then. So was I. Everyone else was, too, except for my cousin... [he] talked me into giving him some information on a job. A legal job. He didnât hustle a casino.
âLast time I saw him, I was working at this club-- and not a front for a hamburger-smuggling operation-- he comes in with this kid, and he says âSmart Mouthâ, he says, âSmart Mouth, whereâs my money?â
âSo I give him the bits I owe him. Then, he has the nerve to point out that I gave him fake money. Like Iâm made of bits? We got into a shouting match, some harsh words were exchanged; the kind of thing that happens between legitimate businessponies. Then he left.â
[...]
âNo, I donât actually know where he is. I just heard there was a reward. Can I get paid now?â
Judging by this anonymous testimony from Smart Mouth, who currently resides in Manehattanâs theater district, we have come to the conclusion that Silver Tongue is travelling with a child or child-like entity.
Once again, if you have any information pertaining to this case, please contact your local law enforcement, or e-mail us on our internet web.
-- Inspector Puzzle Peace
FOR THE PUBLICâS CONSIDERATION
THIS INTERNET BLOG IS CURRENTLY UNDER WATCH BY HER MAJESTYâS ROYAL INVESTIGATION BUREAU OF EQUESTRIA. ANY AND ALL POSTS, HASHTAGS, GIFS, AND MEMES WILL BE MONITORED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
FOR THE SAFETY OF YOURSELF AND OTHER LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA, PLEASE CONTACT SPECIAL AGENT PUZZLE PEACE IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF SILVER TONGUE (ALIAS, FOOLâS GOLD; ALIAS, HAPENNY; ALIAS, OLD TRICKY DICK) OR ANY OF HIS KNOWN CRIMINAL ASSOCIATES.
STAY SAFE!
LOVE, THE POLICE
IMPORTANT UPDATE
The following individuals are wanted for questioning regarding the whereabouts and activity of Silver Tongue (Alias, âNot Silver Tongue. Me? Silver Tongue? Donât be ridiculous. Iâm not him. Youâre being sillyâ.)
Godiva Nimbus
Silver Shill
Bronze Medal
Memento Mori
Doctor Snake Oil
The Flim Flam Brothers
A Talking Duck
Summer Rain
Mister Steely
The Nimble Twins
Smart Mouth
Someone who knows a lot about where criminals are.
M.A. Larson
Dear police, are you investigating archives posts, or just preparing for future updates? I worry that your announcement may deter the horse that regularly posts here from continuing to do so. Thank you for your concern, though, and have a nice day. Love, endarkculi
Dear Citizen,
Hello! Thank you for contacting us. I am unsure as to why you chose to contact us through the blog of a pony weâre currently investigating, but that doesnât matter. I donât understand computers.
I am not at liberty to divulge what our investigation into âSilver Tongueâ (Alias, Captain Silverhoof) for fear that his accomplices may attempt to contact him. Suffice to say, we have seized all of his social media accounts in order to locate him. Somehow. I donât know, the IT ponies told me this will help.
Please inform us if Silver Tongue attempts to contact you. Failure to do so could result in a fine, or possible criminal sentencing.
How do I close this message thing? Do I j
FOR THE PUBLICâS CONSIDERATION
THIS INTERNET BLOG IS CURRENTLY UNDER WATCH BY HER MAJESTYâS ROYAL INVESTIGATION BUREAU OF EQUESTRIA. ANY AND ALL POSTS, HASHTAGS, GIFS, AND MEMES WILL BE MONITORED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
FOR THE SAFETY OF YOURSELF AND OTHER LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA, PLEASE CONTACT SPECIAL AGENT PUZZLE PEACE IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF SILVER TONGUE (ALIAS, FOOLâS GOLD; ALIAS, HAPENNY; ALIAS, OLD TRICKY DICK) OR ANY OF HIS KNOWN CRIMINAL ASSOCIATES.
STAY SAFE!
LOVE, THE POLICE